Mrs. Jackson has taught English at the local high school for several years. Jack is in her class and his older brother Sam had her a few years ago... literally as it turns out. After Sam joined the military and deployed to another state, Jack found an old box of photos in the back of the closet. Imagine his surprise when they were very compromising shots of his older brother and Mrs. Jackson getting it on in her classroom!
After being confronted with the photos, Mrs. Jackson agreed to "tutor" Jack after school for the rest of the year in his room. Jack was sure to take plenty of pictures of their "tutoring sessions." Afterall, family traditions are important, and he was sure his younger brother Jeff would find a use for them in a year or two...
Jack: "Smile Mrs. Jackson - we only have 8 more months left until Summer Break!"
Mrs. Jackson: <sigh>