DAD:
"I know you've been cheating on me while I travel for work. I'm not mad though. Hell, I'm partially to blame. A woman like you needs a lot of dick. I knew it when I married you. Don't worry though -- Junior here is going to help with that. When I'm away on business, he's going to do his part to keep you satisfied and save our marriage. He's going to give you all the cock you can handle and then some, isn't that right boy?"
SON:
"Right, dad!"
DAD:
"See? Now there's no need for any more cheating. I'll be back in a week or so. I do love you, dear..."