Billy: "Oh my God, Mom! I can't believe this."
Mom: "Your older brother, Jack, will be heading to college soon. That means you're going to have to step up and be the man of the house while he's away. I've asked you to come to my room so you could see what being the man of the house looks like."
Jack: "She's a handful, little brother. Pay attention, and I'll teach you everything you'll need to know."
Mom: "This will be our little family secret, Billy. Not a word of this to anyone -- especially not to Aunt Gina! Understood?"
Billy: "My lips are sealed!"
Mom: "Good! Now watch your brother and get ready to practice what you've learned."
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