Unreal Engine - Completed - Mom Got Stuck in the Washing Machine [v1.8] [Mad Mike Production]

I hate having to give this 1 star, cause the idea is cool. It's just the execution is all fucked up.

All of the game is wandering around, looking for the right, very specific thing, to use. This results in a ton of running back and forth, trial and error, type gameplay and it's not fun.

On top of that, the mom yells at you the whole, fricking, time! The same three lies over and over again. the game isn't listed as Voiced, but then again, maybe it shouldn't be since the lines are VERY linimted and I may be ripped lines from a real porno. They don't sound like VA Lines, it's kinda weird.

Also, the game is listed as vaginal sex, but there is none, so the tags are all fucked up on this one.

I really want this to be good, but it just isn't. Maybe someday, but until then, 1 star.

Very interesting project. there are very few such ideas
It's a pity that there are no updates. We are waiting for development.
So far the author is going in the right direction. Good luck to him in his work

So I recently tried this game (thankfully waited for the "f***ing" patch) and while it does have a fairly basic concept (insert various objects to stretch the "mom's" holes and eventually get rewarded by being able to f*** her in either or both holes). Yeah, sounds like fun... but wait, what is this whole stamina bar thing and why does it drain faster than my will to live? So, why does it take 42 years for your now depleted stamina to return to full? Ok, that was an exaggeration, but it takes nearly forever to get back to full. Apparently there's some dumbbells to raise your strength and make it so your stamina depletes slightly less often, but it would be nice if it also increased the speed at which you recover your stamina. Or, better yet... completely remove the whole stamina thing entirely. How exactly does one run out of energy/stamina shoving things into holes in real life? While after you've maxed out the stretchiness of her holes and you've finally helped her lose her virginity (why else are you stretching her out if your father hasn't already had his way with her on their wedding night?), it would be nice if you did indeed help her out of the machine, only for her to get stuck in other compromising and equally outlandish areas of the house, without also having to repeat stretching her out in new areas. I think stretching her out should be a one and done thing if the basement was level 1 and new areas could be level 2 and more. "Mom got stuck in the washing machine" is quite a long title, which could've just been shortened to "Mom got stuck" so that, again, other places "mom" could get stuck and need your help while you help yourself to mom's pussy and ass. I'm being generous with my 2 stars because it does have potential, but it's too grindy and the stamina system is annoying, and while the voice actress is quite lovely, the repeated dialog if you get far enough away from the basement for her to be constantly shouting the same 5 lines does get old after a while. Play at your own risk

AFK game
Waste of time
Empty
Not obvious size of objects.
You can't fuck her
repeated screams are annoying after 3 minutes
Very Sloooooow walking
You can't run
And the most important thing! There are noting to fap on!!!!

This game is seriously lacking content. Like, it's just "Stuck" and that's it! The devs totally cockblock you from accessing the little content they have by making you walk as slow as a sloth and adding this useless energy thing that drains way too fast. It's like trying to use a big ol' pencil that's "too big" for her. Can't even have some fun because of it!

We never expected this game to be 'good'... The premise was always stupid and the implementation was stupid... but it could have still been a solid laugh or even a 3/5 or 4/5...

But NO.

They implemented an energy mechanic that basically prevents you from doing anything. You try any little thing and you will lose 1/3rd of your energy and it takes nearly a full minute to recharge it. This game does not deserve even a single star because of this mechanic.

I have no clue what I'm doing, I learned more reading how to play from the forum than the game itself either. Every single item I used either said it was too big to fit or too small to do anything. Also you have to spend a large amount of time to even play the game so you can boost your stamina. After you finally use the biggest items, that's it, there's nothing more to do.

Pros:
-voiced +2
-good graphics +2
-decent animation +1
-most objects are interactive +3
-you can cum on anything your dick can reach +1
-floppy pp physics +1
-full WASD movement and 3d environment +3
-ass spanking with a strength meter +1
cons:
-the bitch never stops yelling when you leave the basement -3
-heavily reused voice lines -0.5
-stupid fucking stamina system that recovers slow as hell and goes down insanely fast, its almost like im shoving a toothbrush in her ass with the strength of a heavyweight boxer -4
-to go with the quick draining stamina, you have to shove things in her constantly just so you can go from a pencil to an electric toothbrush -4
-you can spank her and apparently shove an entire bottle in her (RIP to whoever had the patience to do that), and you can jerk off with full animation, but you cant fuck her... -3
-"complete" but feels like a demo -1
- did i mention how her pussy has the elasticity of a shower drain? -1


extra details:
-no story, but doesnt need one
-she never leaves the washing machine to my knowledge
- NOT worth playing. not even laughably bad, just a horrible test of patience

edit:
pros:
-still getting updates +1
-added sex (struck through that in cons)
-some fixes to the crappy stamina system +.5


upped total stars by 1

There's a lot more to this game than what my first impression was. Many items to interact with and the game play along with the detailed rooms and objects is outstanding. I would have liked to see the mom before she got stuck in the machine or maybe some sex scenes after the mc was gracious enough to stretch and gape the mom possibly giving her an awesome orgasm. There's definitely something here, I hope the dev continues to work on this game maybe the mc surprises her when she's sleeping or bent over searching for something under the table. Maybe mom allows the mc to play and he sneaks his member in when the appropriate size of stretch or gape is achieved. Anyways, great game keep up the great work.

its a nice tech demo stretched out to be tedious as hell and offer no real reward. there is just toy torture and no sex despite MC running around with his dick out, he rather shove a 2l soda bottle up mommys ass than have sex with her.

the viewing angle makes it very unrewarding to actually shove stuff in there, and once she is gaped and stretched there is litterally nothing left to do but to ALT+F4

What a stupid waste of time. The only thing worth it in this "game" are the collisions physics on her butt and crotch, sadly, you can't really take advantage of it since NOTHING fits her "hole". I have seen stupid game design in my life, but this takes the cake. Not to mention, the fact there's no plot, no reason why the son tries to sexually assault her step-mom. I should have trusted the one star reviews.

Some things that are normally bad in other games are "good enough", like animation/graphics shit like that, but the rest is just bad, terrible.

The plot is obviously non-existent other than she's your mom and she's stuck, do what you will... except what everyone would want... to fuck the bit**. You can put the biggest shit you can find, except your small dick.

The game revolves around you going around trying to find objects to put in her holes, from small to big ones is how you progress. Problem is, they are around the house and you walk slower than a walker from twd, the woman keeps screaming for us to help her even if a second ago we were putting a goddamn wine bottle inside her asshole... the energy system is the worst in the world, and this retarded mc only has the right arm? can't he use his left one to hold stuff... cmon
It's painful to play, non-rewarding and clearly the person who had the brilliant idea of making this game must have some sort of mental disability to think someone would pay to play this. I didn't, and now probably wouldn't even play if they paid ME to.
Worst hour of my life

Was looking forward to this game being a quick wank, but when you get into it you barely get to do anything, looking at the comments you will waste more time increasing stamina (Yeah, you need stamina to put stuff in your step mom) than actually fucking your step mom and game is locked at 80%

So far this game is a waste of time.

It's literally unplayable without Cheat Engine because of the stamina bar.

Why?

Well, because to progress through this game you need to stuck progressively bigger things into the mother's holes. And to do that, you'll have to find the object of correct size (which sometimes make no sense) and put it in. You'll have to hold that object insidefora while for hole's level to increase. And this costs you a lot of stamina. It takes somewhat 1,5+ full stamina bars to go up a level. And it regenerates painfully slow.

Of course there is a way to decrease the amount of stamina you spend. By spending much more stamina on the dumbbells.

And that's it for the gameplay. There's nothing else you can do. (well, you can actually also slap her ass and thighs and jerk off, but that doesn't do a thing)

This game consists of you looking for a right object, holding it inside for enough time and going out searching for a new one. Sounds pretty simple, right? Well, as I mentioned above, some object don't seem to match their visual size, and game will tell you that the obect is too small or too big. So off you go again.

And now to the worst part. The mom herself. I don't have anything against her ass sticking out of the washing machine. But she yells for help. A lot. The game starts by her screaming, and it goes that way until the very last moment. It's all the same 3-5 voicelines, constantly on repeat. Every 10 seconds or so. She screams again. And sometimes searching for right objects takes much more time. Closing the door reduces the noise she makes, but you can still hear her.

Also,I believe that her screams are the only sound this game has. No music, no ambient, nothing.

Second worst thing is the fact that you can't beat the game. Or at least I couldn't. I tried pretty much everything, and can't go past ~80%.

I recommend eveyone to no waste their time with that game, at least not until some sort of guide is available, and even in that case I'd recommend you to thing twice.

To call the game "Completed" is quite the overstatement. Also, giving the game two stars is a bit generous.

The energy mechanic is, like others have pointed out, extremely annoying and using Cheat engine is necessary to get any kind of enjoyment out of the game (unless perhaps you for some reason want to spend an unhealthy amount of time doing dumbbell curls).
The stepmom herself is one of the most annoying character in videogame history, having the option to make her shut up would immediately improve the game.
Also the game seems impossible to complete at this time, the stretch/gape meters seems to be inable to progress beyond 80%.


However, I really love how memeable the game is and it would be better if the game leaned into it. Also, good stretching focused games are rare and I felt that this concept has some promise. Would really have liked if you could have put in more than one object at a time and perhaps do a little more with the objects than inserting them an inch or two and wiggling them about.


All in all, a memeable annoying mess. Disappointing but I think the idea had some real potential.

Garbage.
No content at all - literally " Stuck" and that it.
So the dev cockblocks you from accessing the little content the game has by making you walk the speed of sloth, adding useless energy mechanic and draining all that energy for playing because that pencil is "too big" for her.
Can't even fuck her with your dick.

Have you ever dreamed of a NPC even worse and annoying than both Ashley Grahams from both versions of Resident Evil 4 COMBINED ?

Have you ever despised life so much that you stayed still for (almost) one hour straight in front of dumbbells, waiting for the next time you can use you full stamina bar ?

Have you no will to live ?

If you answered "yes" to all three questions above, well, my friend, I am sorry to tell you you are the perfect guinea pig for this "game" (if I may dare to call it as such).

There is no game, per se, considering you will recharge your stamina bar faster if you stand sill, that the aformentioned bar will take something around 3 to 4 minutes IRL to fill back up ; but also that, during this horrendous waiting time, you'll be stuck with "Heeeeeey" and "I'm stuuuuck" on repeat -and trust me, I've played both versions of Resident Evil 4, and even the constant huffing of Ashley in RE4R is WAY LESS annoying than this constant two lines on repeat for an entire hour.

Oh, you may ask : "Why do you nee stamina so badly ?" Well, it's simple : every "action" you want to do -aside from masturbating, fortunately- costs a hefty amount of stamina. If you don't do some exercise, you'll be able to slap some cheeks three times max. Yeah, fascinating. Then, you're out to wait for 4 minutes before being able to clap them again. It's THIS bad.

And the worst thing ? Your stamina bar can't reach its maximum value (or maybe it can, but I drew the line at 1 hour of standing still in front of the dumbbells and wasting 3 ENTIRE bars without having the 'strength' bar going up. I literally gave up).

Aside from that, you can try to insert diverse objects into the NPC's legs. Wonderful. Definitely not worth your time, attention, let alone disk space.

TL;DR : Don't. Even. Try. Everything takes way too much time and the "reward" isn't even satisfying. Try something else, for the love of everything that's R34. Seriously.

Unoptimised garbage that almost bricked my laptop. Refused to let itself be closed once it became clear it wasn't gonna run beyond 1fps. The dev should be ashamed to consider this "completed". Avoid like the plague if your PC is older than 2 years.

Same as below reviewer, you use stamina to use items and it takes like literally three minutes to fill up, i tried training in my room seeing if you can grind it out, but your strength actually goes down too, so i got it up one notch, took a shower, came back to the game and it was back to where it was, after 3 training sessions, or almost ten minutes of stamina. Sucks cause i love checking out the new 3d games to see how the vag models are built/function, but Christ on a bike wtf was the developer thinking.