I do what I want. Pepperoni is the beige of pizza - the flavour that's not anyone's favoruite but is unlikely to cause an uproar. Pineapple I can at least respect. It's divisive and it tenderizes surrounding meat while adding a slight caramelized tone as the juices cook compared to pepperoni that leaks grease and burns easily.
All variations of pizza are valid, but preferences will always triumph over rational discourse... among friends. I try to temper my responses to strangers because I know what it feels like to be belittled, denigrated, humiliated, etc publicly and wouldn't want to spread that around. That said, someone trying to a) tell me I don't know what abuse is, and b) then denying my experiences is triggering af and my rational side gives way to my more aggressive nature. If someone's default is to then start hurling insults and wild accusations and trying to humiliate, I disengage. I'm not interested in arguing with a belligerent child on a forum.
An aside, what pizza would your monster waifu eat? Tabitha seems like a veggie lovers girl.
This is war.
I will destroy you and all that you stand for. I will use every last ounce of my life to make sure your life is a living nightmare. I will make you regret the very fact you were born. I will use anyone and anything this impious world has to offer so you regret every last gnarled second of your miserable existence.
Be primed and prepared.
Unfortunately, for you, I know the most powerful words in the universe to destroy you and completely undermine your crusade.