TigerWolfe

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Isn't this a great poultice? View attachment 4112790
I just like warmth. :ROFLMAO:
Generally a poultice, in English, implies the mixing of ingredients, so to me, your original statement reads as you using the breasts of a young woman as an ingredient in a medicated rub, so a bit creepy (first you add some titty then some mint oil and a bit of aloe and then rub all over your body for aches.... this does ruin the young woman). I realize what you're actually going for, but 'taking the piss' as my closer to you cousins would say is more fun.

Elizabeth Bathory, was a Hungarian (iirc?) noble who allegedly bathed in the blood of virgins to maintain her youth and beauty, so a poultice of maiden breasts made me think of that.

Long story short I was just being silly.
 
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TigerWolfe

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sounds like a Nuru massage to me :devilish: :devilish: .......:unsure: do we have a masseuse in our rooster ?? :p:unsure:
yes if the titties stay attached, which a poultice does not imply. Now if you're applying the poultice with titties that's one thing. But a poultice of titties... that's uh serial killer territory.
 
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Generally a poultice, in English, implies the mixing of ingredients, so to me, your original statement reads as you using the breasts of a young woman as an ingredient in a medicated rub, so a bit creepy (first you add some titty then some mint oil and a bit of aloe and then rub all over your body for aches.... this does ruin the young woman). I realize what you're actually going for, but 'taking the piss' as my closer to you cousins would say is more fun.

Elizabeth Bathory, was a Hungarian (iirc?) noble who allegedly bathed in the blood of virgins to maintain her youth and beauty, so a poultice of maiden breasts made me think of that.

Long story short I was just being silly.
Maybe the translation didn't convey the essence of the matter. What I meant was a situation where the patient's body is covered with various medicinal objects.
 

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Maybe the translation didn't convey the essence of the matter. What I meant was a situation where the patient's body is covered with various medicinal objects.
Yeah that's what I figured... but again it's more fun to poke fun where the option presents itself. For that meaning you'd want to apply [a poultice] with breasts. Using [poultice] of breasts makes it sound like the poultice is made out of them. "Apply with" vs "of" basically.

This concludes my English pedantry lesson, as 1 it doesn't really matter and two I'm significantly less formally educated on English than I even am on Arabic, so I might be fucking up some official rule. Relying heavily on the leg up of being a native speaker with regards to my joke/critique of your usage.
 
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And that's a great concept. Poultices made from young girls' breasts are great for my old bones. :ROFLMAO:
Initially was disturbed that you wanted to cut off breasts, then thought you meant with their milk, then TW comes in expanding on my initial thoughts, then JPJ clarifies that they are using the breasts as the applicator

so being the smart-ass that I am, I would have said something very similar to TW

900 pages!!!

this post might get deleted being as there is mutilation mentioned and being so far off-topic
 
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