Nonsense! Lemme speed run this real quick of a 0.1.
Lemme see...okay. okay "I trust my wife, but im glad she doesn't go outside." Uh...okay.
My nephew keeps looking at her, better turn around and go home and listen to my wife and her friend's conversation. "OH MY GOD." Better hack her phone, just in case. "Dear Lord, thank you for allowing me to trust my homebound wife and allowing me to lock tf in and hack her phone."
"John. I see you staring at my wife, your aunt. "
"Robert, dear, John keeps sending me inappropriate messages. Here look"
*John gets kicked out. Robert is saved*
"Babe, I want to apologize. You were right, we should not have let our nephew stay. Let's go on a trip and see if we can re-spark our love"
Hand me that bar, and a shovel. Lower!