Wow, that is, uh... that is
sparse. It's incredibly easy to beat the objective, and you don't even have to do that—once you've been stripped down, you can totally just press 'M' to redress yourself. Turns out the main character
did in fact have an extra set of clothes handy! Also,
wow, does this game chug at the higher graphics settings, but that's probably because there's an
entire city-sized map rendered with new objects constantly popping in and out of existence.
But you know what the worst part of this game is? It is
ridiculously easy to just absolutely shatter...
...did you know you can fly in this game? Well, in a sense, at least. It's honestly really simple, too, so much so that anyone can do it. It just takes three steps, and you can do it almost as soon as you load into a new game.
- Find something that is easily climbable, elevated at least twice your character height. Good examples are:
the second-story fire escape balcony at the school; the basketball hoops you find in the gym; or even just a normal fence post if you can climb on top of it.
- Jump off the object. Your character should stagger and ragdoll a bit, but not die.
(If you die, your game will go black and revert you back to the main menu.)
- While you're still ragdolled, tap ALT (crouch) twice.
The game doesn't tell you this, but this is how you roll... and rolling... is fucking broken.
And that's it! If you did it right, after about five seconds, your character will catapult into the sky, flailing back and forth helplessly with only one way to halt your nigh-infinite ascent:
pausing. If you pause the game at any point during your flight, even if you've only just risen a few inches off the ground...
you will plummet through the map and careen into the endless expanse below. And if you fall
too far, your character will get Thanos-snapped out of existence, and your game will freeze; you won't be allowed to pause, so you'll need to ALT+F4 out of the game and restart it entirely.