VN Unity Netorase Phone [v0.29.2] [Le Stag]

[HoM11]

— You're a slut, Laura.
— I'm a what?
— A slut. And a thumping good one, I'd wager, once you train up a little.

Professor Snape of Whorewartz school of sluttery:
— There will be no foolish dildo waving and silly dirty talk in this class. As such I don't expect many of you to appreciate the subtle science and exact art that is... love making.

Help me out with Harry Potter puns, vampz. Can be another theme for funny fan art.

 

[vampz]

Professor Snape of Whorewartz school of sluttery:
— There will be no foolish dildo waving and silly dirty talk in this class. As such I don't expect many of you to appreciate the subtle science and exact art that is... love making.

Help me out with Harry Potter puns, vampz. Can be another theme for funny fan art.

I would gladly help, except that I absolutely despise that specific franchise, and don't know any quotes from it other than the "you're a wizard" one you've used

Also, Whorewartz sounds like a horribly painful medical condition
Not sure how I'd fix it though......

 

[HoM11]

Also, Whorewartz sounds like a horribly painful medical condition

Eww, you're right, I didn't think of that.

 

[Le Stag]

More enjoyable question
How many emojis are used in total?

You know, that's a very good question...

 

[HoM11]

More enjoyable question
How many emojis are used in total?

You know, that's a very good question...

No matter what the answer is, it's not enough.
Same with "I love you" messages.

 

[Turian01]

Help me out with Harry Potter puns

Better question. What house do you think the characters of the game got assigned to?

• Hufflecuck? --> Def MC
• Slytherlick ? --> Tara! Absolutely
• Ravensprawl ? -- > Laura, little mousy bookworm that she is
• Griffindong ? --> Ash, the boldest of them all

(feel free to add your own houses )

 

[Le Stag]

Answer: 8576 emojis.

 

[HoM11]

Answer: 8576 emojis.

But honestly, that's A LOT of emojis. One emoji for every 30 words.

 

[HoM11]

Better question. What house do you think the characters of the game got assigned to?

• Hufflecuck? --> Def MC
• Slytherlick ? --> Tara! Absolutely
• Ravensprawl ? -- > Laura, little mousy bookworm that she is
• Griffindong ? --> Ash, the boldest of them all

(feel free to add your own houses )

Huff'n'suck
Slideitin

 

[vampz]

Better question. What house do you think the characters of the game got assigned to?

• Hufflecuck? --> Def MC
• Slytherlick ? --> Tara! Absolutely
• Ravensprawl ? -- > Laura, little mousy bookworm that she is
• Griffindong ? --> Ash, the boldest of them all

(feel free to add your own houses )

If I had to give my 2 cents on the matter

• No 420 blazing character in the game yet, so no huffn'puff yet
• Sleazering is Ashley, no character sleazier than her, and I mean that in the best way possible. queen slut, always wet and down to get it on, with anyone who wants
• Heavensprawl is definitely Laura. she does like to take charge from time to time, but mostly she seems to love being dominated and pounded hard, like the good little slut she is
• Grippingdong is probably Tara. not sure if she's supposed to be a virgin, but that one must be tight
  Besides, judging by the past in the game, Tara's knickers are locked tighter than fort Knox
  Also she could probably squeeze all life out of you if she were to give you a handy and you said something she didn't like......

Probably silly of me

 

[wolfund]

263 885 words. For reference, that's 6k more than Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.

Yeah that's about the kind of numbers I was waiting for. Had a discussion about how fast VN words number can balloon when you take into account ALL the variations, paths, ending and what not. And how much that can surprise people.

For reference to everyone else:
- You can considere a publishable word count for a novel to start around 80.000, but usually more around 100.000
- Harry potter and the philosopher stone was just shy of 73.000
- An epic like the Fellowship of the Ring got 187.000 words

Le_Stag Basically wrote 2, and 2/3 of one more, publishable books, in under a year and a half.

 

[HoM11]

Yeah that's about the kind of numbers I was waiting for. Had a discussion about how fast VN words number can balloon when you take into account ALL the variations, paths, ending and what not. And how much that can surprise people.

For reference to everyone else:
- You can considere a publishable word count for a novel to start around 80.000, but usually more around 100.000
- Harry potter and the philosopher stone was just shy of 73.000
- An epic like the Fellowship of the Ring got 187.000 words

Le_Stag Basically wrote 2, and 2/3 of one more, publishable books, in under a year and a half.

AcornHunter muttering in the distance: "So what? Dostoyevskiy wrote "Gambler" in 4 weeks..."

 

[HoM11]

Grippingdong is probably Tara. not sure if she's supposed to be a virgin, but that one must be tight
Besides, judging by the past in the game, Tara's knickers are locked tighter than fort Knox
Also she could probably squeeze all life out of you if she were to give you a handy and you said something she didn't like......

Found the video on LeStag's drive. Looks like it's Tara x Hugo in the second half.

View attachment rapidsave.com_grippy-xln98sgqeevb1.mp4

 

[wolfund]

AcornHunter muttering in the distance: "So what? Dostoyevskiy wrote "Gambler" in 4 weeks..."

It's not that big of a word count (50.000 roundish) for an experimented writer, let alone someone having 20 years of experience at this point in his life like Dostoyevskiy.

I write around 65.000 readable cohesive words monthly. It's around 2.5k a day 6 day a week and that's my rough average. But I also have over ten years of writing under my belt.

Writing nearly 264.000 words in a year and a half ON TOP of coding a game AND still having a job on the side (at the start), is genuinly impressive.

And a humongus amount of work.

To give you an idea, 1.000 words in fiction is roughly 2 hours of work for me. 264.000 words would take for someone like me 528 hours of work. that's 22 full 24 hours days or roundish 53 10-hours work day of nothing but writing.

Le_Stag can perfectly write faster than me ! But even then it's still hundred of hours poured into the words.
And if he write any slower ? Well... honestly the sky is the limit.

Since we're version 0.26, and we have 264.000 roundish words that's basically 10.000 words per update. Averaged Roundish. It's a LOT of work!

So again congrats on that Le Stag

 

[kgjhhg]

Mega

Can you please upload it not to Mega, it’s giving error to me and others

 

[Ubivashka123]

Mega...

 

[wolfund]

Mega as gone to complete shit since the beginning of 25'

I've stopped using it entirely.

 

[StrongEpsilon]

However, the Confident Route has moments when you have to choose between two forced answers...
What is the difference between "I love it" and "It's so fucking hot"?

Will the mysterious redhead have a place in the equation in the future? I'm not asking who she is...

 

[Aksy]

Yeah that's about the kind of numbers I was waiting for. Had a discussion about how fast VN words number can balloon when you take into account ALL the variations, paths, ending and what not. And how much that can surprise people.

For reference to everyone else:
- You can considere a publishable word count for a novel to start around 80.000, but usually more around 100.000
- Harry potter and the philosopher stone was just shy of 73.000
- An epic like the Fellowship of the Ring got 187.000 words

Le_Stag Basically wrote 2, and 2/3 of one more, publishable books, in under a year and a half.

That's actually a nice trivia right there! You get your like (lol)

 

[What's Up Doc?]

Does the latest update(0.26) have any new Tara content?