Java Newlife [v0.8.12] [Splendid Ostrich]

[redhand]

it's not funny anymore

I mean, at a certain level, I kinda respect the grift

 

[TheBigWater]

Wow. Watching the changelog im now 100% sure i want to make a game like that.
Add some boring dialogues, some variables to code, 5hours of work in 1 month and 640 people will pay me 5$ for my work. It's a heaven

 

[citron]

Anyone know a site where I can download user submitted content? I think I was banned from the Discord and I honestly have no idea why because I never spoke in it.

there is a mod index on google docs

You must be registered to see the links

 

[M.Bison94]

Wow. Watching the changelog im now 100% sure i want to make a game like that.
Add some boring dialogues, some variables to code, 5hours of work in 1 month and 640 people will pay me 5$ for my work. It's a heaven

hahaha i agree, i play this game 2 years ago and still the same game with no notable changes, i can join u and create some game like that with an IA help, go rich together bro

 

[Tamara]

Waiting for the reports of your success then.

 

[harvercode]

At this point i just click to changelog to get a laugh out of it. I do wonder if some poor schmuck is still getting scammed on patreon

 

[nnoe]

So can we return to the point of being a male yet? (I like the female side don't get me wrong but I would love to try out both in this game ngl)

 

[new brave]

anyone have Custom NPC character creators?

 

[itszadam1992]

How do i activate cheats

 

[Fizel]

How do i activate cheats

As long as you have the patreon version, there'll be a new tab in the character creator section that activates a bunch of cheats.

 

[kymico]

• Added a new event for low-self-esteem characters with a sophisticated wife that don't have the skillful-tongue trait.

Seriously, this isn't funny anymore. Thankfully, it seems like the 2 year long lesbian "updates" have ended.

 

[herrzimm1]

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Seriously, this isn't funny anymore. Thankfully, it seems like the 2 year long lesbian "updates" have ended.

You sure about that? Because, that seems to be the main focus YET AGAIN, with changes to options for drinking with another girl, if "married, your wife" (cleaning meaning lesbian) and "baby stuff".

Look, don't get me wrong. I REALLY love this game but man, I am getting seriously sick and tired of the "lesbian content" being the majority of focus for several updates. And what ticks me off about it is that you have so many different things that NEED to be implemented far more than lesbian stuff. Just ONE (of many examples) is that when you ask a selfish partner to pull out, you should be FORCED to get a mouthful as he pulls out and inserts it into your mouth with asking. ESPECIALLY if the partner you are with is someone who is into the "rough stuff".

That doesn't even START to include all the other "options" that you have in regard to encounters that need to include variables for alternate scenes OR people in general. Plus, add content to making the porn movie, or prostitution, or hotel hookups. Just so many things have basically been "cut off" because for one reason or another the lesbian content seems to ALWAYS win whatever "poll" is put forth. Like, I am HONESTLY thinking that S.O.'s Patreons have GOT to be a majority of lesbians at this point simply due to the amount of focus put on that type of content.

 

[hotaruchan1]

part of why the lesbian stuff has been such a shit show. Is that the game wasn't originally designed to accommodate it. So it's remaking from scratch stuff that is already there. but that's typical of the game. Poor design and implementation is the keystone of the game.

 

[commieslut]

I'm sick of this game already but one final thing to complain is that the event trigger is totally bs.

 

[Z3r0K00l]

This game has been a shit show for at least a decade already, i dont know why you people are getting mad just now.

 

[hotaruchan1]

This game has been a shit show for at least a decade already, i dont know why you people are getting mad just now.

The big thing that always gets me going with this game is the wasted potential. the premise and set up could be chef's kiss magical. but it quickly evaporated into what we currently have. and I occasionally look at all the wasted potential and just get mad for a minute before ignoring it for another year to see if by some miracle it's made any progress into meeting that potential.

 

[ohdear ohgeez]

i stay playing this no matter how bad it gets,,, nothing can beat a domestic life simulator in a porn game

EDIT: I AM SCREAMING IT CANNOT BE THAT HARD TO FIX THE DARK MODE UI PLEASE

 

[new brave]

what is condition for npc with impregnator trait to trying to give alcohol to player to impregnate them?

 

[Krotoc]

Your character has to be either bitchy or cunning, cannot be on birth control and has to have an impregnator character as a Friend. Then you will randomly get an event where he asks for help on how to knock up 'Tanya', after that he should show up again on your next dangerous day to try the same tactic on you.

 

[new brave]

Your character has to be either bitchy or cunning, cannot be on birth control and has to have an impregnator character as a Friend. Then you will randomly get an event where he asks for help on how to knock up 'Tanya', after that he should show up again on your next dangerous day to try the same tactic on you.

i have both bitchy or cunning traits but he still doesn't show up and only asked pc to help him knock up other girls