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Unity Oh So Hero! Pre Edition II [v0.20.701] [Full Frontal Frog]
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So in a nutshell it's basically:
"Oh hey heh, we're still working on Bates so we have to postpone again FUNNY ISN'T IT. So we had our animator to do ANOTHER guest character so you don't feel robbed, ok? IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE WASTING TIME ON POINTLESS STUFF LIKE OST ALBUMS (SEGA does it, why can't we??) We know he should be finshed by now but please give us more time because we really need the cash and we can't figure out how this bloody code works. Cheers~"
"Oh hey heh, we're still working on Bates so we have to postpone again FUNNY ISN'T IT. So we had our animator to do ANOTHER guest character so you don't feel robbed, ok? IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE WASTING TIME ON POINTLESS STUFF LIKE OST ALBUMS (SEGA does it, why can't we??) We know he should be finshed by now but please give us more time because we really need the cash and we can't figure out how this bloody code works. Cheers~"
Pretty much except I don't think we even got a guest character this time, just more moves for bates, because he clearly isn't overtuned enough
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I'm going to commit arson if next update doesn't say that Bates is finished, done, and gone, and that they can now focus on something else. Because *holy* fuck bros.
I think it's a character named "Foxy", don't remember him. Or if he was previously - whelp, they're pretty much irrelevant, but they always try to push any guest characterPretty much except I don't think we even got a guest character this time, just more moves for bates, because he clearly isn't overtuned enough
Oh wow. No new levels, no new enemies, NO ADEQUATE CONTROLS, but - yeah, lets add some MORE attaks for than imbalance boss. Nice. Oh, yeah, we also sell our soundrack. We'll do any shit except developing a game.
You know, devs - fuck you. Just fuck you and your 'lets do dark souls' shit. Hope next your project will be cleaning clogged toilets instead of making games.
I cant help, but feel like there is some kind of curse - more and more devs prefere to eat shit these days.
DC eating "infinite tech upfate" shit, Shirpurple's imagination died years ago, beggar is doing endless remakes of remakes of remakes...And these clowns can't stop fapping to souls-like games instead of making simple platformer with cute characters.
You know, devs - fuck you. Just fuck you and your 'lets do dark souls' shit. Hope next your project will be cleaning clogged toilets instead of making games.
I cant help, but feel like there is some kind of curse - more and more devs prefere to eat shit these days.
DC eating "infinite tech upfate" shit, Shirpurple's imagination died years ago, beggar is doing endless remakes of remakes of remakes...And these clowns can't stop fapping to souls-like games instead of making simple platformer with cute characters.
- Dec 2, 2019
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Imagine getting this vexed over a porn game
Dude they don't live to please you, litro just make your own damn game since you seem to have so much free time
Well you can do a few tries with that boss and thet come out and say how is your mood. I suspect it would be somewhat far away from what you'd expect from a porn game. Thats the problem - if I would want to suffer, I'll play dark souls. Or some rogue-like platformer from independent studio.Imagine getting this vexed over a porn game
Ofc not, but is devs have additional holes in their heads, then result is predetermined. Funny thing though, same thing people said to me when I commented aassassins creed game years ago. Yet, here we are, in reality when ubisoft turned their franchise into shit.
There are a line between slow development due to life or being lazy as fuck this count as the fucking latterImagine getting this vexed over a porn game
Dude they don't live to please you, litro just make your own damn game since you seem to have so much free time
- Dec 2, 2019
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I beat it on my second try, it wasn't nearly as bad as a souls game so not sure what the fuss is
well, if you dont see any problems, then all my explanation would be just useless.
But let's try this one then:
What are your impression of control scheme? For example, default escape button is 'Z', not 'ESC'. And to do a drop attack player must press 'jump', then attack + down. And to slide player must press direction AND down AND jump. What do you think of this?
- Dec 2, 2019
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The jump ones for me isn't too bad but yeah I agree on the sliding one, bit annoying
Well I tried.
That scheme needlessly overcomplicated crap. When you are airborn, it would be enough just to press 'down'. Same thing for sliding. Less buttons used = more convenient gameplay. It is not an action/rpg with 5+ special moves depending on positions and surroundings. It is a damn platformer.
Same case with those default control preset.
That things is not supercrucial ofcourse. But that little inconveniences here and there tell us, that devs didn't even try to think about gamedesign. Too much obvious mistakes. Most game engines have Control scheme presets in project settings. And even worst of the HowTo videos cover that aspect.
Again - that is not a horrific disaster, it is just a small signs. You know when some wierd people walk close to you and you can sense an awful smell and see a dark stains - you don't need to be a Sherlock to know they shit their pants.
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only gay scenes does not sound like a cons to me lmao
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It takes a second to get but its not too difficult, if anything ive always felt it could be harder because i could easily reward myself with the sex scenes. BUT i do agree with you about needing more enemys or maybe another boss fight.
The problem here is not "Oh this game is balls". No. The game is actually good
... As much as I think this game should have been a beat-em-up and not a metroidvania because the level design is so shallow and you can just past everything without any effort(Maybe because they don't want to be compared to other gay NSFW furry beat em up games)
Back when they started the project they were working really hard, doing the animations, moves, the maps, how the maps looked... They even did a Trello to organize all the ideas they had.
And then they went a little overboard
And then the guest characters appeared (hey, they need to value Patrons!)
And then the pandemic happened
And then... Bates happened.
The monthly updates went from "full new maps and enemies" to "a little tweak on something we could have finished months ago" and this is why we are so upset... Or we shouldn't, because we're not paying a single dollar to them.
And so they're going to events and so on trying to sell their game, "wasting time". Yeah, they're completely lost now, but still going on forward.
... As much as I think this game should have been a beat-em-up and not a metroidvania because the level design is so shallow and you can just past everything without any effort
Back when they started the project they were working really hard, doing the animations, moves, the maps, how the maps looked... They even did a Trello to organize all the ideas they had.
And then they went a little overboard
And then the guest characters appeared (hey, they need to value Patrons!)
And then the pandemic happened
And then... Bates happened.
The monthly updates went from "full new maps and enemies" to "a little tweak on something we could have finished months ago" and this is why we are so upset... Or we shouldn't, because we're not paying a single dollar to them.
And so they're going to events and so on trying to sell their game, "wasting time". Yeah, they're completely lost now, but still going on forward.
You see, you are kind of right, which is why us, the fans of Oh so hero, are so infuriated. If the game had been bad from the start or whatever, well it wouldn't have been okay, but we wouldn't really care so much, we'd laugh at the bad game design and move on. But no, the game USED to be good, and then it got ruined, by greed no doubt, which is why it hurts. It's never easy to look at a game or dev and go "Man you used to be cool, what happened?"
But even if we don't pay for the game or the patron, we ARE allowed to criticize and point out the flaws in the game or the way it's being developed. You don't have to be a cook or own a restaurant to be allowed to complain about a rat in your soup.
Besides, I don't want to spend money on a project in progress, because even it's good, it can always go bad later. So one should only spend money on finished products, preferably the thoroughy reviewed kind. Imagine if I had spent 1000 dollars on the patreon of Oh so hero, only to be greeted with the dark age of Bates development, I'd be furious, and no, the "Hey at least I spent enough money to be able to complain on porn forums" train of thought would not be of any consolation.
Well, if you want to criticise the restaurant you will actually have to pay for the food, eat and then criticize.
But I guess this goes out of scope.
The point is that - there is no point complaining here. They probably won't come all the way here to see what we wrote and they will only care about what patrons write. They will keep boasting them.
But people here? We're just playing the game all the same, feeling robbed, but just waiting for the next outcome without any power to point their flaws on their face. Will they finally get their shit together? It's up to anyone to keep on waiting or just give up
I mean, there are other gay porn games going on: mostly VN. Hey, i'm not paying a single cent so I won't get pissed over a stagnated project like OSH and go play other games with smut stuff, or keep enjoyng seeing Joe getting banged by the Lono'e, Gatis, Stier, or Bates the way he is rn, if that's the best this game can have.