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You're just mad 'cause he beat you in the fightRobert can fuck off.
Seriously now, I agree Robert can fuck off, The way he treats perry, he basically demand sex for being the "good guy". I just can't like him.
You're just mad 'cause he beat you in the fightRobert can fuck off.
why u forget cherryI am vanilla guy, and trying the following pairings, my canon:
Ian/Lena, Wade/Cindy, Perry/Emma, Stan/Louise, Jeremy/Allison, Axel/Ivy, Seymour/Minerva. Robert can fuck off.
Holly.. Ian/Lena can adopt her
Almost agreed, but not quite. Minerva is already married, so she's not needed in this list. Louise isn't into Stan and I can't see her falling for him unless it's through Lena's cruel intensions, so I'd throw her at Robert so they can be miserable together. Stan/Holly pairing is too sweet to ignore. And Ivy would no doubt jump Mike's bones if it wasn't for his girlfriend. And Cherry is obviously into Axel.I am vanilla guy, and trying the following pairings, my canon:
Ian/Lena, Wade/Cindy, Perry/Emma, Stan/Louise, Jeremy/Allison, Axel/Ivy, Seymour/Minerva. Robert can fuck off.
Holly.. Ian/Lena can adopt her
Ian SucksWhat? I don't see enough people complaining about Ian that such a generalisation makes any sense.
The biggest challenge about making vanilla pairings is (at least for me) that there's more female characters suited for that type of run than male. I can live with Axel/Cherry, Jeremy/Alison, Wade/Cindy, Robert/Louise and Perry/Emma, but no way I'm letting Stan anywhere near Holly! I doubt he'll be a good influence on her. And, well, he's a bit overweight and seems a bit clumsy, while Holly is tiny and seems rather fragile… So that would be a worry in certain situations as well.Almost agreed, but not quite. Minerva is already married, so she's not needed in this list. Louise isn't into Stan and I can't see her falling for him unless it's through Lena's cruel intensions, so I'd throw her at Robert so they can be miserable together. Stan/Holly pairing is too sweet to ignore. And Ivy would no doubt jump Mike's bones if it wasn't for his girlfriend. And Cherry is obviously into Axel.
So my vanilla list:
Ian/Lena, Wade/Cindy, Perry/Emma, Stan/Holly, Jeremy/Alison (open), Robert/Louise, Axel/Cherry (open), Mike/Ivy, Seymour/Agnes.
My kinky list:
Ian/Lena+Holly (open with Ivy, Wade and Cindy), Wade/Cindy (open), Perry/Emma + Cherry (Emma might charm Cherry for Perry's benefit, he wouldn't even need to do anything, lucky bastard), Stan/Louise (evil cupid Lena), Robert/Alison, Jeremy/Ivy/Axel.
Stan can be a soft mountain for Holly to climb on. He's a horny boy, but I think he'd be considerate enough to let her take charge. I don't see how he might influence her badly, other than not make her as confident as she would be with Ian/Lena. I trust Stan to behave himself around Holly more than I trust Lena and IvyThe biggest challenge about making vanilla pairings is (at least for me) that there's more female characters suited for that type of run than male. I can live with Axel/Cherry, Jeremy/Alison, Wade/Cindy, Robert/Louise and Perry/Emma, but no way I'm letting Stan anywhere near Holly! I doubt he'll be a good influence on her. And, well, he's a bit overweight and seems a bit clumsy, while Holly is tiny and seems rather fragile… So that would be a worry in certain situations as well.
In my most vanilla save I ended up instead going for a Ian/Lena/Holly trio. Stan wil have to do with stalkfap…
What's the etymological rationale behind the phrase vanilla in this discussion? An awful lot of straight pairings for whatever it means
Fun fact! Robert has a total of 7 scenes as for now. That is a whooping 2 more than the closest comptitors (Alison/Louise). Everyone else is hovering at 3 and below.That explain it....I always ignore him, people complain about Ian but Robert is just... Yikes!
Doesn't really sound like anything the game allows though, nothing so far lets you define a formal relationship with anyone.Official pairings your tell your friends about - this is my BF/GF ... right?
Doesn't really sound like anything the game allows though, nothing so far lets you define a formal relationship with anyone.
Holly's vanilla pairing would be that other writer with the beard.Stan can be a soft mountain for Holly to climb on. He's a horny boy, but I think he'd be considerate enough to let her take charge. I don't see how he might influence her badly, other than not make her as confident as she would be with Ian/Lena. I trust Stan to behave himself around Holly more than I trust Lena and Ivy
Victor? He's old enough to be her father though. I doubt Holly wants a sugar daddy at this point in her life.Holly's vanilla pairing would be that other writer with the beard.
I don't understand what you're writing. How is Ian neglected? He has a ton of romantic/sexual options and even a unique game mechanic.Ian is perfectly fine, albeit totally neglected by dev ... also why is the other protag actually
getting progression with her .. because Ian was the one she blushed for, she be ready to help him,
they would be a cutesy pair .. like lois and clark .. but no, dev wants kinks and shady business .. fine!
He is taking one big interest in her, yet dev offs her to someone else ..I don't understand what you're writing. How is Ian neglected? He has a ton of romantic/sexual options and even a unique game mechanic.
I don't get what your issue is. Ian and Holly are perfectly able to see only each other.Talking about Holly .. that sweet sugar rush baby gurl that blushes at Mcs compliments.
He is taking one big interest in her, yet dev offs her to someone else ..
That could have been the vanilla vanilla flavor:
meet, she blushes, you go out, you get together ... but no, dev had some other nonsense in store for her.
I don't get what your issue is. Ian and Holly are perfectly able to see only each other.
Always pick Holly over Alison whenever you can. Compliment her as often as possible. Call her cute, ask her out to hang out in the park, accept her invitation to go to a book fair together. Profit.Oh .. yet another avenue of romance to explore ... Thaks 4 the tip.
In my playthroughs .. only fem MC had any close interactions with her