slobber

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I honestly think Cherry is unpopular cuz of her hair on a subconscious level.
Most people grew up with the seeing celebrities/beauties with hair like Cindy/Holly/Lena/Minerva/Allison etc. That has been the unspoken visage of feminine beauty.

It's also why I still think Emma's hair is unattractive. Unique (but not by AVN standards since it's part of every AVN starter kit) but unattractive.

I mean, let's put it this way. You're walking down the street in a US or European or Asian major city. 99.999% of the hair you see is going to be like Cindy/Holly/Lena/Minerva/Allison. 99 times out of 100 you're not going to see hair like Emma's or Cherry's.
 
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Maviarab

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I honestly think Cherry is unpopular cuz of her hair on a subconscious level.
Most people grew up with the seeing celebrities/beauties with hair like Cindy/Holly/Lena/Minerva/Allison etc. That has been the unspoken visage of feminine beauty.

It's also why I still think Emma's hair is unattractive. Unique (but not by AVN standards since it's part of every AVN starter kit) but unattractive.

I mean, let's put it this way. You're walking down the street in a US or European or Asian major city. 99.999% of the hair you see is going to be like Cindy/Holly/Lena/Minerva/Allison. 99 times out of 100 you're not going to see hair like Emma's or Cherry's.
1. Really think about what's in your head before commiting it to text for the world to read.
2. See number 1.
3. Don't do it....
4 ?
5 Profit?
 

Bleh21

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Ngl the first time i saw Stan, I thought he'd be an evil ugly bastard character like the dad in GGGB. You know, live up to the incel identity. Lost all interest in him once i found out bro is just a loser. Lena aint ever falling in love with him, the absolute most that is believable is Lena keeps the guy around for money/free labor.
 

SerHawkes

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Well... I hate being right about everything. I truly fucking do.

I predicted IanxIvy would do well, and did say EK would acknowledge it and in the near future I will be right when I said she will yet again, despite YET AGAIN saying that the pairing would soon happen, will get fucked over AGAIN. In Year 5 of waiting no less.

'The undisputed podium is made up of LenaxMMF threesome in first place, IanxIvy, and LenaxStan, which were the most voted options across both polls. All three are highly anticipated scenes, and the story has been heading in those directions for quite some time. Some of them will be brought to life very soon.'
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This statement alone is some high quality, Grade-A, Pure American (or in this case Pure Spanishian) Bullshit. The story hasn't been heading in their direction for some time. The only fucking direction it has gone towards is 'Lets pander to fetishists while fucking over pairings that have been long awaited.' And here is what will happen, mark my words and save this post for posterity: Lena and Stan will happen well before Ian and Ivy every go on a proper outing, all because EK loves her fetish money income. She is going to continue to lie her ass off, try to do as much damage control, keep saying 'it's going to happen soon' or 'I know many have asked for this' while not delivering on it and instead either go another pointless cameo for fuck all no reasoning or another bullshit kinkfest shitshow with the cucks.

'However, this information helps me understand what I’m doing well, what might not be landing as expected, and where to focus my efforts—whether that’s prioritizing, revisiting, or adjusting the space dedicated to certain storylines.'
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Yeah, we all know where you focus you efforts EK. And yet you continue to stay on that path and not actually do anything to remedy that.
Ivy and Ian have only had a grabass scene in recent times, only to follow that up with flirty, pointless fan service. Many want these to happen. I want to fucking take Ivy on a date, wine and dine her, make her somewhat be surprised and change her mind a bit on wanting a relationship a bit, and then make sweet sweet love (with a little bit of rough sex naturally). But instead, what do we get? More cuck scenes up the wazzoo, a cameo for zero reasoning, and lets do some fetish scene just because.

I am very much not alone in my anger and frustration with the complete and utter disregard for a character such as Ivy that EK has so blantantly mishandled with her own questionable decision making. We are going into year 5 and yet we gotten absolutely nothing.

PilotLara ,Please send EK my regards and my continued disappointment on her decision making The only way she can salvage this if Ian and Ivy's scene is the most grandious of sexual scenes in the history of man. I'm talking full on watermelon in the thighs level carnage. Yet, considering EK's history and track record, I'm sure she'll fail on that regard and half ass it with used artwork.

It is a sad day indeed. For now...
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Nikko_

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Ngl the first time i saw Stan, I thought he'd be an evil ugly bastard character like the dad in GGGB. You know, live up to the incel identity. Lost all interest in him once i found out bro is just a loser. Lena aint ever falling in love with him, the absolute most that is believable is Lena keeps the guy around for money/free labor.
Yeah, it would make more sense for the Stan route to be one where Lena teases him, but never fucks him. Only fucking other guys in front of him. But given Stan weird popularity... Idk man, maybe Eva will develop Lena/Stan as a couple?. Despite it making ZERO sense.
The VN has already had many nonsensical jumps, like with Lena fucking Marcel. With Jeremy it was built-up, and with Marcel she just does it cause of his amazing line of "I heard you were into BBC" :FacePalm:
 

slobber

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Emma is the best and the hottest with that ass, but in Cherry's case it's not her physical appearance that makes her very attractive but her personality that still can't get over the guilt she feels for what happened with that son of a bitch Axel and Lena, Seymour's future trophy wife. :whistle: :unsure::HideThePain:
If that's your cup of tea, I'll respect it like any other individual with decency. She's simply not my cup of tea design wise. But you really think Cherry is unattractive because of her personality alone? Let's say... give Cherry Allison's design instead. You got this busty bombshell that can't get over Axel. :unsure: i donno....
 

ffive

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with Marcel she just does it cause of his amazing line of "I heard you were into BBC" :FacePalm:
To be fair, he only shows up and drops this line if Lena tells her friends she is into BBC, during Ivy's bday at the club. Perfectly sensible opportunity for Lena to indulge in her self-proclaimed kink. :sneaky:
 
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Nikko_

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To be fair, he only shows up and drops this line if Lena tells her friends she is into BBC, during Ivy's bday at the club. Perfectly sensible opportunity for Lena to indulge in her kink. :sneaky:
So, if she was into Asians and some asian dude approached with the line "I heard you were into asians", it would make sense for her to jump him? Nah, man. People just go along with it cause of the BBC fetish, but the scene is stupid as hell
 
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russelld

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Will Gillian's boyfriend be revealed in the next update? Originally I thought it was Mike (who has a mystery gf as well) but when Ian asked Jeremy who Gillian was with at the club he told Ian that he didn't recognize the dude.
 

ffive

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So, if she was into Asians and some asian dude approached with the line "I heard you were into asians", it would make sense for her to jump him?
I mean, sure if he was hot? If you were into redheads and Gillian showed up and asked, "heey i heard you like redheads?" would you turn her down on the spot because her pickup line didn't meet your lofty standards?
 

SerHawkes

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I mean, sure if he was hot? If you were into redheads and Gillian showed up and asked, "heey i heard you like redheads?" would you turn her down on the spot because her pickup line didn't meet your lofty standards?
Well considering my redheadness, I have actually used that line before. Track Record of that working? 60-40.
 
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ffive

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Go see irl if being a woman's type is enough to get her to blow you.
Not to point out the obvious but you have a guy asserting as much literally one post above yours. :whistle:

Sexist stereotypes you seem to adhere to unconditionally are just that, stereotypes. Not everyone gives a crap about these "expectations" and a protagonist in porn game of all virtual people certainly doesn't have to. There's bound to be exceptions to these "rules", not that they're any real rules to begin with.
 
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Gicoo

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Will Gillian's boyfriend be revealed in the next update? Originally I thought it was Mike (who has a mystery gf as well) but when Ian asked Jeremy who Gillian was with at the club he told Ian that he didn't recognize the dude.
What was the exact line?
 

KingRei

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Yeah, it would make more sense for the Stan route to be one where Lena teases him, but never fucks him. Only fucking other guys in front of him. But given Stan weird popularity... Idk man, maybe Eva will develop Lena/Stan as a couple?. Despite it making ZERO sense.
The VN has already had many nonsensical jumps, like with Lena fucking Marcel. With Jeremy it was built-up, and with Marcel she just does it cause of his amazing line of "I heard you were into BBC" :FacePalm:
This game is a porno. In pornos, the characters usually need very little motivation to engage in intimate relations. EvaKiss is not writing Dostoyevsky here.

Some of you guys crack me up.
 

yuvce

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What was the exact line?
Code:
            i "How long ago did you meet Gillian at the club?"
            $ fjeremy = "n"
            j "It was about... three or four weeks ago, I believe..."
            i "And who was she with? I take it she wasn't alone."
            j "I don't know, she was partying with a group of friends... There was this asian chick, what was her name...? I don't know who the others were, never met them before."
            i "Was she there with a guy? Her new... boyfriend."
            $ fjeremy = "sad"
            j "Could be..."
            i "You're not sure?"
            j "There was this guy, but..."
            i "What's he like?"
            $ fjeremy = "n"
            j "I don't know, man. He was just some dude. Why do you even care? Gillian's a thing of the past, and you've already moved on!"
 
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