godoff95

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This is the last one of the bunch! Not much to say about Billy thus far, but his time will come.
Did you enjoy these character cards? Should I made a second batch with different versions of the characters, as they evolve and change depending on your choices?
A character I'll never use.
 
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This is the last one of the bunch! Not much to say about Billy thus far, but his time will come.
Did you enjoy these character cards? Should I made a second batch with different versions of the characters, as they evolve and change depending on your choices?
Oh ya, definitely gonna have a playthrough where him and the bouncer "help" Holly out of her shell :sneaky:
 
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Stan is prob very smart being into stem studies/job. And very high lust too, who knows how many times he beats his meat with Lena and Louise chilling in the house with thongs etc... He certainly has low athletics and charisma though. I bet 8+ for wits, 3-4 charisma, 3 athletics, 9 lust
It's not very well known but Stan is actually short for Einstein
 
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Also, did I just miss it or was there no card for Stan?
A part of me thinks this might indicate he may not have much of a part in the story but then that doesn't make any sense. Did Eva accidentally forget to make one for him? I'm really not sure
 
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A part of me thinks this might indicate he may not have much of a part in the story but then that doesn't make any sense. Did Eva accidentally forget to make one for him? I'm really not sure
dogedoge mentioned that card 14 is still missing, so I guess that would be Stan. That being said, it does seem Eva forgot about him considering her saying 'This is the last one of the bunch!' with Billy's card.

(Now watch her troll us all by releasing Stan's card with straight 10's. Stan has a 10 in wits which allows him to hide the fact that he has a 10 in charisma, which he does so he can stop the thots from being all over him while he sorts out the ones that are actually worth his time. What appears to be a fat gut is actually solid muscle, making him a 10 in athletics too. The 10 in lust doesn't need explaining. He'll unleash his true self towards the end, saving Lena from Seymour in the ultimate boss fight. :sneaky:)
 

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Do you guys think that the new update will release this month?

Probably mid-to-late September i'd assume.
 
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Do you guys think that the new update will release this month?

Probably mid-to-late September i'd assume.
Hard to say. The weekly updates have been less frequent than usual, and the information she's shared has been rather general, so there's not much to go by except the "I will kick myself in the teeth if it's not out by the end of the month" quote from the last update. Mid-September might be a bit optimistic, but she seemed to struggle with the previous chapter as well, and still ended up releasing it sooner than most people expected. Hopefully she'll share some sneak peeks in the meantime to keep us entertained!
 
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dontcarewhateverno

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awh ty <3 ! ill try it out !!! i love games like this mostly with choices and stuff but also love looking at hot male characters looool
Yeah... Hot male characters in Healslut are few and far between. Over half of what male sex partners there are for MC will be fugly, effeminate or boorish. One major gripe of the game. (Well, I'm personally fine with MC screwing huge + ugly + boorish because kinks). The other grip for me is the leader your character's group follows has the most smackable face I've ever seen. I have a hunch the author inserted himself or who he wants to be into the character since, as disagreeable as he is, there's a Mary Sue quality to him. in case you don't know the term.

Fun game overall though, with some laugh-out-loud moments. Absolutely worth playing through.
 
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I am concerned about these stats. Do other characters stats also change throughout the game? Or only Ian and Lena can become more Witter, Stronger etc. Because it would be unrealistic if Ian becomes the same Smart as Seymour in just couple of months, who spent his whole life to get that level.
Agreed. That's basically the plot to Season 1 of Cobra Kai.

These character cards are just time-stallers/impatient-crowd-appeasers for Patreon though, so I wouldn't worry about it much.
 
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BlandChili

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Not knocking it. He's livin the dream. They kicked me out of class for trying this in yoga.
I've never really been into yoga but I attended a couple of free classes while I was a student. I can only claim to be slightly limber myself but I swear some of the other girls there defied the laws of physics.
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I never dared to ask if any of them had tried to lick themselves. I like to imagine that they all have! :devilish:
 

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I've never really been into yoga but I attended a couple of free classes while I was a student. I can only claim to be slightly limber myself but I swear some of the other girls there defied the laws of physics.
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I never dared to ask if any of them had tried to lick themselves. I like to imagine that they all have! :devilish:
I dated a girl who could do this. It was a fantastic three months, followed by a lifetime of sadness when it ended. I still cry whenever I eat one of those twisty pretzels.
 

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Did she do a Mike's card? Cuz I don't remember seeing it either :unsure:
How can we ever forget Mike Coxlong :ROFLMAO:

I've never really been into yoga but I attended a couple of free classes while I was a student. I can only claim to be slightly limber myself but I swear some of the other girls there defied the laws of physics.
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I never dared to ask if any of them had tried to lick themselves. I like to imagine that they all have! :devilish:
Did yoga, was almost able to kiss my own dick.
 
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