Nah we all should be like himHave you considered therapy?
Nah we all should be like himHave you considered therapy?
That's beautiful, man. That's the gist of it right there, dawg. Many people have misconceptions about Alison's character and what is she supposed to represent, but this is what it is: she's safe, straightforward, instantly obsessed with you, with a non threatening ex and a boring job. Not like that whore Lena, who flashes her tits at everyone! Plus you can participate in an adolescent little fantasy of being in a competition over who gets her first, the protagonist or his friend. Oh, he's black and packing too? Then munching on Alison's horrible slop that she cooked it is! A heroic sacrifice for exclusive access, anything to keep that dick away from her. This is what a real alpha male does.Alison’s got potential, girlfriend or wife material maybe, if she keeps it exclusive to Ian. She has a low body count and sticks to a real job instead of flashing her tits for a living unlike some of the other chicks in the game.
Ayo, mayne, real alpha male hours right here.Next, Lena. <...> She’s not wife material though. Her past with nude modeling and getting involved with the wrong people taints her. Even though I cleaned her up, she’s still just there to serve Ian’s dick and nothing more.
My man, you get it. Ain’t nothing like securing that prime real estate before some side character thinks he’s got a shot. Alison was a battlefield, and I went full warlord. And Lena? Bro, she’s a fun ride, but you don’t take a rental to the dealership asking for a long-term loan. You know the game, and you play it well. Salute. Appreciate the love, dawg.Self-inserting players, never change.
That's beautiful, man. That's the gist of it right there, dawg. Many people have misconceptions about Alison's character and what is she supposed to represent, but this is what it is: she's safe, straightforward, instantly obsessed with you, with a non threatening ex and a boring job. Not like that whore Lena, who flashes her tits at everyone! Plus you can participate in an adolescent little fantasy of being in a competition over who gets her first, the protagonist or his friend. Oh, he's black and packing too? Then munching on Alison's horrible slop that she cooked it is! A heroic sacrifice for exclusive access, anything to keep that dick away from her. This is what a real alpha male does.
Ayo, mayne, real alpha male hours right here.
The rest of your post is hilarious too, thank you for that, really. You kept counting how many fucks you got with each girl, that's precious, *chef's kiss*.
Oh I totally thought he was Stan after he got rejected by Lena but yours makes so much more sense.Guys this is actually carlos65789 in real life
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More like Andrew Tate's apprentice.Guys this is actually carlos65789 in real life
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THAT'S WASSUP IN DIS BIHWe'll be too busy racking up W’s in-game and in life.
Ray_D hacked SearingFives account...View attachment 4678998 Let me correct that for you. I present to you, Bottom G!
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Axel looks like Alex Skarsgard?! How the hell most of you are good at seeing similarities with models/actors/porn stars? I didn't recognise any characters of famous celebrities, not fair...I see people already did the Andrew Tate jokes at our man Carlos123456.
Won't lie, EK really created one of the best antagonists in Axel. Never I played a porn game where my main objective was beating the fuck out of someone.
Getting Lena and Holly? Fantastic. Cherry, Emma, Cindy, all great. I'm meh on Allison and Minerva, and Ivy and Louise could be interesting. But erasing the smug deadpan from that discount Skarsgard will be glorious, specially if you can rub it in how you got Lena or Cindy.
I see people already did the Andrew Tate jokes at our man Carlos123456.
Won't lie, EK really created one of the best antagonists in Axel. Never I played a porn game where my main objective was beating the fuck out of someone.
Getting Lena and Holly? Fantastic. Cherry, Emma, Cindy, all great. I'm meh on Allison and Minerva, and Ivy and Louise could be interesting. But erasing the smug deadpan from that discount Skarsgard will be glorious, specially if you can rub it in how you got Lena or Cindy.
Cindy path is full of doubts and toxic bullshit,Alison path is full of love and bright future,i know who the better girl and is not the blonde bimbo thats for sure!OMG! I almost forgot! Cindy officially does anal better than Alison!Any comments on that Xupuzulla?
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If Ian dates Lena (even casual), he ends his relationship with Alison and she fucks Jeremy around chapter 11. So no, your run doesn't work. You can only have Alison be faithful to you if you don't fuck Lena beforhand.First up, Alison. I locked her down tight and made damn sure that punk-ass Jeremy didn’t even get a whiff of her.
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Next, Lena. I had to play as her too since she’s the main chick, and my goal was simple. She fucks Ian and only Ian, stays pure as hell, and shuts down every dude and even chicks like Louise, who try to get in her pants.
AI approves...Axel is great