bonerland

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I admire your passion for Ivy. She is a popular character and here is the 'but', some of us mere mortals can indeed resist nasty manipulative people like Ivy. I'm being polite, I have other names for her. I wouldn't want to be in the same room as someone like her in RL. No time for people like her at all. Lena needs better 'friends,' hence why I like Ian for her, much better friend circle for Lena. Ivy's character is fantastic as a story device though.
When the time comes for an Ian/Ivy scene, he needs to give her the ol' hit it and quit it. The ol' cum 'n' go. The ol' pump and dump. The shoot and scoot. The slam and scram. The smash and dash. The skeet and yeet. The nail and bail. The penetrate and defenestrate. The impregnate and vacate. The ejaculate and evacuate. The drip and dip. The jab and dab. Give her his DNA and then pretend to be gay. Give her his genetic information then flee the nation. Blow his load then hit the road. Hump her then lose her number. Give her the splatter and then scatter. Give her the jizz then out he is. Give her the D and then flee. Fill the crack then leave the shack. Shoot his goo then say adieu.
 

MF_DOOM

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When the time comes for an Ian/Ivy scene, he needs to give her the ol' hit it and quit it. The ol' cum 'n' go. The ol' pump and dump. The shoot and scoot. The slam and scram. The smash and dash. The skeet and yeet. The nail and bail. The penetrate and defenestrate. The impregnate and vacate. The ejaculate and evacuate. The drip and dip. The jab and dab. Give her his DNA and then pretend to be gay. Give her his genetic information then flee the nation. Blow his load then hit the road. Hump her then lose her number. Give her the splatter and then scatter. Give her the jizz then out he is. Give her the D and then flee. Fill the crack then leave the shack. Shoot his goo then say adieu.
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randomguy26

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Can someone please help me with this?
It's not on an old save. I tried finding the variable cindycry as well. it's not there in the script.
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dontcarewhateverno

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so i really dont understand
the no cheating police in a CORRUPTION GAME on cheracters like cindy,alison and holly because they all will have corruption ROUTES ANYWAY

this scens will exist thats my whole point
That's a different department. You've reached the Script Issues and Eva's Likely Fixes bureau. :whistle:

I've never been against cheating in the game.
 

SerHawkes

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When the time comes for an Ian/Ivy scene, he needs to give her the ol' hit it and quit it. The ol' cum 'n' go. The ol' pump and dump. The shoot and scoot. The slam and scram. The smash and dash. The skeet and yeet. The nail and bail. The penetrate and defenestrate. The impregnate and vacate. The ejaculate and evacuate. The drip and dip. The jab and dab. Give her his DNA and then pretend to be gay. Give her his genetic information then flee the nation. Blow his load then hit the road. Hump her then lose her number. Give her the splatter and then scatter. Give her the jizz then out he is. Give her the D and then flee. Fill the crack then leave the shack. Shoot his goo then say adieu.
No chance in Hell. I'm putting a ring on that gals fingers and marrying her, while 100% going 'IN YOUR FUCKING FACE JEREMY!'.
 

0tt0von

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When the time comes for an Ian/Ivy scene, he needs to give her the ol' hit it and quit it. The ol' cum 'n' go. The ol' pump and dump. The shoot and scoot. The slam and scram. The smash and dash. The skeet and yeet. The nail and bail. The penetrate and defenestrate. The impregnate and vacate. The ejaculate and evacuate. The drip and dip. The jab and dab. Give her his DNA and then pretend to be gay. Give her his genetic information then flee the nation. Blow his load then hit the road. Hump her then lose her number. Give her the splatter and then scatter. Give her the jizz then out he is. Give her the D and then flee. Fill the crack then leave the shack. Shoot his goo then say adieu.
This sketch was better when done by Monty Python and about a dead parrot.
 

SerHawkes

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With you on that point, at least. Though it would be kind of hard getting that one past the lawyers. :unsure:
Considering he owes us for being a douche of a friend for not mentioning out ex is back, it's the least he could do if he wanted us to put in a good word with Ivy. Too bad for him, I didn't and will never, likely causing Ivy to reject every advance the dumbass continually tries with her, to the point where she will likely have enough and either kick him squarely in the balls or taser him...
 

Grumpy Old Aussie

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Show me on the doll where she touched you.

I find it comical how people are trying to keep this narrative of Ivy as 'Manipulator/Corruptor' when AGAIN the true manipulator and corruptor is non other than Lena and the player. Ivy is the idea woman, suggestor of suggestions, but ultimately it's boils down to Lena either agreeing for Holly to hook up with Mark, or let Ivy have her way, or steer Holly away from Mark and other things.

But sure, lets continually slander the best girl of the game (who is the virgin fucking mary at this point) with your own choices that yall CHOSE to do. Not a great joke. -420/10 would not tell again.
I'm sorry my post upset your Ivy sensibilities but I stand by what I said. An example, the Lena/Ivy/Lousie/Jeremy game, Ivy is the driving force behind that scene and her end goal is to hurt people for her own amusement. She tries to cause a situation (without giving too much away) where either Lena and Jeremy betray Ian or where she destroys Jeremy and Louise's relationship. That is all Ivy and just one example of her manipulating people just to fuck with them for her own amusement. Anyway, if you think she is the virgin Mary then you do you, just realise not everyone thinks she is the best girl in the game and nor do they have too.
 

SerHawkes

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That is all Ivy and just one example of her manipulating people just to fuck with them
Yeah, it's called a game for a reason, specially when she has all the cards and knows Jeremy isn't to loyal to his so called bitch of a 'girlfriend'. Why would she play nice to Louise who been a total bitch to her and put on airs and be play it cool? Tell me? Considering Jeremy is the one who sent her the unsolicited dick pic to begin with, and didn't bother to mention he was in a relationship at the time, only to find out about it, of course she is going to put them both through shit. To show Louise that her boyfriend is total fucking trash. And AGAIN, in regards to Ian for that matter, it's entirely up to the player if they want to engage on the possible cheating or not. And even then, if you told Jeremy that Lena was the girl, shockingly he hold true to his bro and refuses Lena there.

But sure sure, she's the manipulative queen and is clearly the evil one... How laughable.
 

BlandChili

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Have played through with different Lena/Holly variations now.

First was non-pole-dancing (and therefore non-Ivy) Holly. Just now I played through emphasising Holly's change variable but keeping the romance intact (not doing the first threesome with Ivy), I did different saves trying out both having Holly not do Mark and do him and including Ivy or not.

You get the option to do the shower scene with Ivy and Holly if Ivy and Lena got busy after the Axel confrontation at the Ivy birthday chapter. You can use a willpower point to not give in to Ivy or to protect Holly after giving in to her, probably meaning that if you do give in and get the shower-threesome scene you might lose the Holly romance path? Willpower use = Lena and Holly staying romantic and ending the Ivy threesome path.

Curiously Mark does not feature in any flavour dialogue when it comes to Holly and Lena's romance. He only really comes up in the dialogue specifically about him fucking Holly, but the Ivy shower scene changes the tone after Lena and Holly's later sex scene. If you do the shower scene then Lena will not express a deepening of her and Holly's relationship. If you keep Ivy out of Holly sex scenes, Lena will narrate those thoughts regardless of Marks involvement with Holly too, or how much he got to share of her (both doggy-style photo and the BJ scene where Holly looks into the cam if you told her to release her inner slut).

I suppose I get why Eva hasn't gotten around to giving Lena/Holly players the option to officially have them be a couple yet, but I wonder how much further it will be given how both Mark and Louise seem to have unclear roles for that route still.
 
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