Why wouldn't he? "Honey, first thing first, today I went into a porn theater where people trade with each other various STDs like they're Pokemon cards and just kinda hang out there for a bit and blew a bunch of guys, but don't get mad, I was wearing a Guy Fawkes mask the entire time so it evens out."Why would you consider a few blowjobs while remaining anonymous "the sluttiest things in the game" but actually fucking multiple partners face-to-face (including threesomes) less than that, simply because there's slightly longer time between the acts?