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So having played through the "Stan Update"... or rather, it should be called the 'Why Fucking Bother? Update', here is the assessment. And to the discordic kissasses, I will only say this: I told you so.
If you thought that new look Stan was going to be the second coming of Dwyane The Rock Johnson, with a twelve-inch pussy destroying cock, and have Lena and Louise swoon all over him for becoming the ultimate chad... keep living in fantasy fuckland. Stan's new look looks as if Eva wants him to be the stereotypical dude who lives in his basement, jerks off to midget porn while having a dildo up his ass, and just so happens to be an admirer of photography. And sure, some of the creep factor of his actions prior to mediated, yet still he remains the resident creep in an apartment with two fairly attractive ladies and continues to be irrelevant to the story other than a possible cheap means to have photos were taken or a slight knock of Ian romance because all of the other possible romances, with the exception of Ian and Holly, are complete and utter shit. Not to mention Lena walking into his room with him shirtless and being entirely cringing.
As for the other parts of the update, sure the reworking of some of the scenes looked good and well done with some of the photography and selfies, and some of the scenes reworkings in terms of ordering certainly worked better than the original. And in terms of "adding" Gillian to the game, to mirror in a way Lena's parallel with Ian it was certainly a nice touch, and looks like Eva may go back on her word of Gillian not coming to the game and might make a return. As for the prologue rework... it's meh. A little too inconsistent/feeling early of their meeting early in-game, even though it's mentioned later down the road. Really didn't need it to be reworked in.
In short: At this point, Eva should consider killing off Stan entirely in a fiery blaze of death and replace him with a female character ala Max Caulfield type, who is shy, hella introverted, awkward as fuck, yet is passioned about being a photographer but has confidence issues, which would better fit the apartment dynamic and give Lena a possible lesbian route other than Louise and Holly, of which, Holly is by far the purest and best. There are way too much dicky fuck boys in the game and the field needs to be leveled and faired up. And since resident and discordic kiss asses, and you know who you are, were so intent on telling me 'to wait and see the new Stan' 'you'll be surprised by new Stan', to say that I wasn't at all is very much the biggest understatement, much like hows it disappointing with many of the inconsistencies that are still in the game yet are glossed over and not brought up to terms or even dealt with at all and certain characters -Cough Cough Small Dick Jeremy Cough Cough- are continuedly reward for their behavior while being hypocritical as fuck about calling us out for simply have half a fuck session with Cindy. And the new "bar scene" that was originally interested if you happen to go to Cindy's shoot now has Jeremy still being the wannabe fuckboi in front of Ivy and Jeremy even when he was caught. Double Standard much fuckwit?
Overall: 2.5/10 Chiefs. That is all.
If you thought that new look Stan was going to be the second coming of Dwyane The Rock Johnson, with a twelve-inch pussy destroying cock, and have Lena and Louise swoon all over him for becoming the ultimate chad... keep living in fantasy fuckland. Stan's new look looks as if Eva wants him to be the stereotypical dude who lives in his basement, jerks off to midget porn while having a dildo up his ass, and just so happens to be an admirer of photography. And sure, some of the creep factor of his actions prior to mediated, yet still he remains the resident creep in an apartment with two fairly attractive ladies and continues to be irrelevant to the story other than a possible cheap means to have photos were taken or a slight knock of Ian romance because all of the other possible romances, with the exception of Ian and Holly, are complete and utter shit. Not to mention Lena walking into his room with him shirtless and being entirely cringing.
As for the other parts of the update, sure the reworking of some of the scenes looked good and well done with some of the photography and selfies, and some of the scenes reworkings in terms of ordering certainly worked better than the original. And in terms of "adding" Gillian to the game, to mirror in a way Lena's parallel with Ian it was certainly a nice touch, and looks like Eva may go back on her word of Gillian not coming to the game and might make a return. As for the prologue rework... it's meh. A little too inconsistent/feeling early of their meeting early in-game, even though it's mentioned later down the road. Really didn't need it to be reworked in.
In short: At this point, Eva should consider killing off Stan entirely in a fiery blaze of death and replace him with a female character ala Max Caulfield type, who is shy, hella introverted, awkward as fuck, yet is passioned about being a photographer but has confidence issues, which would better fit the apartment dynamic and give Lena a possible lesbian route other than Louise and Holly, of which, Holly is by far the purest and best. There are way too much dicky fuck boys in the game and the field needs to be leveled and faired up. And since resident and discordic kiss asses, and you know who you are, were so intent on telling me 'to wait and see the new Stan' 'you'll be surprised by new Stan', to say that I wasn't at all is very much the biggest understatement, much like hows it disappointing with many of the inconsistencies that are still in the game yet are glossed over and not brought up to terms or even dealt with at all and certain characters -Cough Cough Small Dick Jeremy Cough Cough- are continuedly reward for their behavior while being hypocritical as fuck about calling us out for simply have half a fuck session with Cindy. And the new "bar scene" that was originally interested if you happen to go to Cindy's shoot now has Jeremy still being the wannabe fuckboi in front of Ivy and Jeremy even when he was caught. Double Standard much fuckwit?
Overall: 2.5/10 Chiefs. That is all.
