I'm narrow-minded when it comes to discussing our fantasies and expectations and if these two concepts divert too much in these instances. Its also why I don't get dreaming about Lena/Cindy or Cindy/Jeremy, when these characters don't show interest in each other, it wouldn't be consistent in their characters, and the story isn't set up for them. For your fantasy, you would need to rewrite the plotline and have Wade and the bull be best friends and bloodbrothers. Perry could fit the latter as his best friend, but obviously he is not able and/or willing to make a move on Cindy. Meanwhile, Ian is written as a much more distanced friend to Wade on purpose, so that getting together with Cindy is not that much of a betrayal. He comes of as relatively sympathetic, relatable and realistic because thats his core character, it would outlandish and inconsistent with his character if he acts as a total selfish bastard and outright villain.
Like everyone, I have my own fantasys and wishes, but if the premise, set up characters don't fit, I see little to no value bringing them up, I'd rather discuss what is plausible, logical and possible. Hence I took your joke on face value and elaborated on why I don't consider it possible, even though in the end everyone here can dream about whatever they want, after all, porn games are nothing but about these wish fullfillments.