SearingFive

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In my headcanon Ian is a chad that fucks every bitch he can in one playthrough. Except for Lena, she is a retarded pseud, rude, shit song writer, shit model, broke, nobody likes her, she steals cash from Ed&Molly's cafe like scumbag, and i also pair her with Stan... Because fuck Lena lol. I want her to suffer. Hopefully there will be suicide or cancer ending for her.
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Geigi

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she is a retarded pseud, rude, shit song writer, shit model, broke, nobody likes her, she steals cash from Ed&Molly's cafe like scumbag, and i also pair her with Stan... Because fuck Lena lol. I want her to suffer. Hopefully there will be suicide or cancer ending for her.
Damn, what woman who looks like Lena did to you? Projecting much...
 

MilesEdgeworth

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OK red stringers quick quizz. You can only beat the shit out of either jeremy or Axel, who are you picking, and why?
 

SerHawkes

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OK red stringers quick quizz. You can only beat the shit out of either jeremy or Axel, who are you picking, and why?
Natural selection says Jeremy. Simply because the dude is a scumbag of a friend who only cares for getting laid and fails to understand that not all girls want a guy who lasts a minute in bed, even with his small cock syndrome.
 

Gicoo

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OK red stringers quick quizz. You can only beat the shit out of either jeremy or Axel, who are you picking, and why?
Axel since he is physically and emotionally violent.
Jeremy is harmless and doesn't do anything. Worst is not telling Wade about Ian and Cindy, and that isn't even brought up much, since its very beneficial if Ian dates her, so most hypocrites here shut up about it. Second worst would be not giving Louise clear signals, but that could also be attributed to him not being bright and Louise being overreacting to everything. Lena can tell her directly Jeremy may not consider her a girlfriend and Louise immediatly lashes out at Lena.
 

SerHawkes

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Axel...duh
He sucks ass as a person. Always trying to one-up people and has that attitude that he is better than everyone present in the room. Manipulative POS.
Considering his obsession with Lena, guy likely can't get it up without thinking of her. Hence making awkward shouts in bed with any of his boyfriends.
'Oh yes Lena!'
'My names Stan...'
'Oh... right...'
 

MilesEdgeworth

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It changes for me from day to day, but currently, it's axel. As much of a hypocrite as it makes me, I can't abide by someone groping my girl, even if it was just for a "photo shoot."
 
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Geigi

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Huh. What girl are we talking about here? Also, i thought Jeremy only keeps sending Ian pictures if Ian responds positively to getting pics of Alison..?
Whatdo you mean with Ex? Also, he only sents it if Ian showed interest earlier.
It seems I messed up something with my multiple play throughs. Nonetheless, i still choose Jeremy, I just can't stand him.
 
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2016er

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My headcanon is Ian with best girl Alison,Lena ruining her life with drugs and bad relationships.
Mine is that Lena became Seymours loving trophy wife
While Ian ended up with 3 baby momma, Cindy, Louise & Minerva without settling with anyone.
The trio can have a whatsapp support group where they rant all day how Ian was an asshole, meanwhile our bull making name in professional boxing.
 

Socrambus

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Minerva have her executive job

Cindy have daddy money

Louise academically qualified

We might get away with these three
What did Louise study?, because I seem to remember she's jobless. Maybe she studied some bullshit degree.

Also, child support doesn't depend on the mother being poor, you have to pay it for the child no matter how much money the mother makes. At least it's like that in Spain as far as I know.
 
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