SerHawkes
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- Oct 29, 2017
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Stan is just a simp, not really worth "romancing" let alone screwing. Even if you nice about turning him down, let alone mentioning 'Oh yeah, I'm in a relationship with Ian', he goes off on how he see her and cares about her and thinks he would be a bit better. Like... dude... I get that working for her and helping her out may make you feel special and such, since you get free access to seeing her nude and what not, but seriously?!? She's hooked up with someone and yet your going on about wanting a relationship?!That seems really possible. If you reject Stan (even politely) he goes on a full blown out niceguy/incest rant of low Lena was leading him on (I think it only happens if Lena's been taking money for photoshoots with him though). Even if you agree to give him a chance he comments: "So I'm stuck in a friendzone after all?" God, I used to think he could a pretty good love interest for Lena, and that Louise was too harsh on him but this shit just makes me wanna kick him in the nuts. This guy really does not see Lena as a person - just an idolized godess that only exists in his imagination.
...How much coke would take to off Stan in the cleanest of ways possible? Asking for a friend.