artofwar

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IT'S CLEARER CUZ SHE DRANK 2 GALLONS OF WATER BEFOREHAND.

It's piss.

When it dries against your skin it feels like piss and SMELLS like piss. Go wash yourself.

It's an invention from porn to give women a visual, distinctive 'orgasm'. It's for show. It's not fucking real.

And now it became a trick women use to tell dudes to stop fucking cuz they already "squirted".

Good fucking Lord.
It's unreal the lengths some people will go to in order to convince themselves of bullshit.

You know, whenever I used to drink beer it turns out I was squirting the whole night. It was like pee, but it was clearer - and when combined with sex it tended to be slightly more viscous - right up until I cleaned my knob properly and then it stopped being mythical man squirt.

Wish I coulda used that excuse instead of being blamed for pissing my exes bed that one time. Hell, looking at it like that it's pretty obvious why you might be told it was something else huh? What's better: "I'm incontinent and lost control of my bladder and thus have just pissed all over you and our surroundings" - or "wow baby I just squirted I never do that"

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Btw does anyone know how to keep Wade and Cindy together, I can't get the option to tell Wade to fight for Cindy even though I am playing on the cheat ver, I am using the mod too
 
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Btw does anyone know how to keep Wade and Cindy together, I can't get the option to tell Wade to fight for Cindy even though I am playing on the cheat ver, I am using the mod too
They always break up at the end of the beach trip. That is a canonical event. What attempting to keep them together does is define how they break up.

If Wade_Cindy = 2 then they break up amicably and Wade will realize he is just as much to blame as Cindy for their relationship failing.

If Wade_Cindy = 1 then Wade will take part of the blame, but still leave it mostly on Cindy's feet.

If Wade_Cindy = 0 then Wade assumes that Cindy has been cheating on him and blames her entirely.

There are some other factors such as Ian's relationship with Cindy that can affect the outcomes too, but that's only if Ian has been pursuing Cindy on his own. There seems to be a chance that Wade and Cindy can get back together with Ian encouraging Cindy to try talking to Wade if they broke up amicably. But if that is the case then it hasn't been implemented yet, since Wade and Cindy are currently on the back burner with Lena's update ongoing.
 
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It's unreal the lengths some people will go to in order to convince themselves of bullshit.

You know, whenever I used to drink beer it turns out I was squirting the whole night. It was like pee, but it was clearer - and when combined with sex it tended to be slightly more viscous - right up until I cleaned my knob properly and then it stopped being mythical man squirt.

Wish I coulda used that excuse instead of being blamed for pissing my exes bed that one time. Hell, looking at it like that it's pretty obvious why you might be told it was something else huh? What's better: "I'm incontinent and lost control of my bladder and thus have just pissed all over you and our surroundings" - or "wow baby I just squirted I never do that"

:KEK: :KEK:
Mythical man squirt is a movie project I can get behind :BootyTime:
 
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Congrats, it was still piss. Your watersports experiment was piss and you having 'squirt' in your mouth was piss.

Damn I love Jeremy's super sized biceps.

Do you guys think we'll get to see more of them big juicy veiny biceps?
I prefer to see Jack's everything again. Jack was my man in GGGB.
 
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I did, quite willingly. We were curious cause it was her second time squirting while having an orgasm, we had a similar discussion, we experimented with water sports to try to come out with our own conclusions, and turns out it can be quite erotic
You have my respect. Some men aren't willing to go down on women and make them cum let alone taste them but expect women to give them blowjobs and swallow cum. :poop: :sick:
 

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Although IIRC it is also possible for Ian who gets in relationship with Alison to encourage this change, so it's not strictly needed for Jeremy to get involved.
Oh Ok. I'm not paying too much attention to the Alison path so I did not notice.
 
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Although IIRC it is also possible for Ian who gets in relationship with Alison to encourage this change, so it's not strictly needed for Jeremy to get involved.
Jeremy seems to make Allison go one step faster however. If Ian and Allison are exclusive she can dye her hair blonde about the same time she gets her nipples pierced if she's fucked Jeremy. Currently no way for her to pierce her nipples, that I'm aware of, if Ian and Allison have been exclusive.

I would half expect another change next chapter, if she's on her bimbo path. But it also feels like a lot of the cast is staring down another change, especially on the sluttier paths.

Emma made another comment about her outfit.

There hasn't been follow up on Holly's tattoo, but I'd expect another outfit change from her as well after that or perhaps a navel piercing to go with.

Cindy has consistently changed up her style, but now she can be with Axel or Ian exclusively. I could see her wearing some more extravagant outfits on Axel's path.

Cherry should be back from her vacation so that just feels like a good excuse to make some sort of change since we haven't seen her for three in game weeks. Please EK give my girl Cherry something.

Wade can either start getting his life together or let it spiral further. Same for Perry. Stan could be hitting the gym still. So our male cast can be on the up and up.

The problem, if you want to view it that way, is that we have to get back to Ian's PoV to find out. Lena spending another chapter isolated from the majority of the cast obviously limits her interactions.
 
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Ask yourself if you'd rather talk about piss or Jeremy. :BootyTime:
Don't worry. Humans are curious kind. You can pick even more bodily fluids for discussion sake. I bet soon, we will be able to talk about Alisson's lactation issues after Jeremy knocks her up in one of those Eskimo brothers threesomes. And after I guess we can talk about her waters breaking, which I suppose can happen when she's going to be eaten out by Ian.
 
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