SerHawkes

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Axel...duh
He sucks ass as a person. Always trying to one-up people and has that attitude that he is better than everyone present in the room. Manipulative POS.
Considering his obsession with Lena, guy likely can't get it up without thinking of her. Hence making awkward shouts in bed with any of his boyfriends.
'Oh yes Lena!'
'My names Stan...'
'Oh... right...'
 

MilesEdgeworth

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It changes for me from day to day, but currently, it's axel. As much of a hypocrite as it makes me, I can't abide by someone groping my girl, even if it was just for a "photo shoot."
 
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Saerwen

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Huh. What girl are we talking about here? Also, i thought Jeremy only keeps sending Ian pictures if Ian responds positively to getting pics of Alison..?
Whatdo you mean with Ex? Also, he only sents it if Ian showed interest earlier.
It seems I messed up something with my multiple play throughs. Nonetheless, i still choose Jeremy, I just can't stand him.
 
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2016er

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My headcanon is Ian with best girl Alison,Lena ruining her life with drugs and bad relationships.
Mine is that Lena became Seymours loving trophy wife
While Ian ended up with 3 baby momma, Cindy, Louise & Minerva without settling with anyone.
The trio can have a whatsapp support group where they rant all day how Ian was an asshole, meanwhile our bull making name in professional boxing.
 

Socrambus

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Minerva have her executive job

Cindy have daddy money

Louise academically qualified

We might get away with these three
What did Louise study?, because I seem to remember she's jobless. Maybe she studied some bullshit degree.

Also, child support doesn't depend on the mother being poor, you have to pay it for the child no matter how much money the mother makes. At least it's like that in Spain as far as I know.
 
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OK red stringers quick quizz. You can only beat the shit out of either jeremy or Axel, who are you picking, and why?
Jeremy is chill. He has 3 legs yet walks only on one. That's the worst he's guilty of.

Alex tho? Lord would I enjoy recreating that one American History X scene with him. :BootyTime:
 

varpep

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I don't care whose ass Ian beats as long as he is beating some ass full Diddy! My Ian wants all the smoke. Jeremy and Axel can both get it. Wade, Mark, Perry, Stan, Seymour, heck! Even that midget whose face got rearranged by Lena can get it. Ian's hands are rated E for everyone.

Edit: Upon closer inspection, Eva has removed the hurt variables for Wade, Mark and Seymour. Damn you Evaaaaaaa!
 

ffive

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What did Louise study?, because I seem to remember she's jobless. Maybe she studied some bullshit degree.
It's never mentioned what her studies were, from what i can see. She's finished her degree around Ch.9 and has been looking for work since, but without any success.

We know Lena has studied Philology (and dropped out) so it's likely not that, otherwise they'd probably mention studying the same thing.
 
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SearingFive

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Python:
"She was studying linguistics and literature, the same as me. Unfortunately, I had been forced to drop out two years ago..."
    "If that hadn't happened, I would probably be on my way to getting my master's degree, like Louise was."
Louise
 
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