NewSeal

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Welp at least one thing that remains consistent is that Robert is the least popular character :whistle: Which is why I can't fathom how he has so many scenes!:LOL: I swear, someone must be blackmailing Eva to keep making Robert content!
Well given how he's written with no redeeming qualities, is only there to be a trigger for throwaway sex scenes in the early game, has no development and is pretty much forgotten after the halfway point of the story, you can say that even Eva's Patrons have their limits for liking lame characters.
 
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Blurpee69

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Well given how he's written with no redeeming qualities, is only there to be a trigger for throwaway sex scenes in the early game, has no development and is pretty much forgotten after the halfway point of the story, you can say that even Eva's Patrons have their limits for liking lame characters.
That's not entirely true. I wouldn't call it a dom relationship necessarily, but it's amusing watching the way Lena toys with Robert. Some of her internal monologues about how she can shape Robert (specidfically his sex skills) to her liking. I know that might sound like normal communication between people having sex, but it has that slightly sinister undertone to it. Asking if he's man enough to handle Holly and her at the same time is deliciously bitchy.

His lack of development is part of Lena's manipulative and bitchy development. And if a slutty Holly continues to follow in Lena's and Ivy's footsteps, no reason she shouldn't if you're already going down that path; it's going to play into Holly's manipulative and bitchy development as well. That's off the back of Robert and his patheticness.
 

Birdnman993

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That's weird... Eva's fanbase says otherwise:

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What kind of world do we live in where Perry is in fourth place? The only thing that makes sense about this ranking is that Robert is always last, which is totally deserved. I think a new poll is needed.

The only one who isn't a jerk seems to be Wade, which says a lot about the standards for male characters. Jeremy is a jerk to women but a good friend to his colleagues, and Stan could be described as a “good guy” if we ignore his various flaws, but at least he has room for improvement.

Well its 2023 things have probably changed since then, I am also surprised on the female side:

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But I think if they were to make this poll now both would change.
This makes more sense. Even though I've fallen out of love with Cindy, I'd rather put Emma first, then Holly.
 

Saerwen

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How in the fuck is he "cucked" when he is the father? :unsure: o_O
The catch is that he isn't because it's written on the image that his wife's bf gifted him two gifts which means PlayStation 5 and the baby, it's not rocket science. Overall, it could be a lie, but then there wouldn't be that catch.
 
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What kind of world do we live in where Perry is in fourth place?
Perry is an annoying bum, but at least he has a moral compass. You can argue that from the male roster, only Perry, Wade, and Ed are not completely cooked character-wise. The rest are liars (Robert, Jeremy), cheaters (Jeremy, Mike), psychos (Axel), pimps (Seymour), deviants (Stan), fuckboys (Mark, Billy, Marcel, whatshisname), etc.
 
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