ffive

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Damn, now i kinda can't help but picture what Evil Perry could be like...

"Emma, i know i've said i don't like to discuss my father, but if you're nice for me and let me put it in, i could be nice and put in a word for you with him, too..."

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DaLuke2

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I agree tbh.

Scientifically proven or not, real life is, for a change, pretty simple, and, as usual, paradoxical:

- Anyone with a little bit of exposure (sex, porn, Guatemalan women basketball showers) will agree that central-American-descent females are taller than males on average.

Quite interesting how anecdotes work ain't it?
Quite interesting indeed, it so happens I casually dated a Guatemalan girl in Uni, and she was shorter than Bilbo the Hobbit, so "a little bit of exposure" is enough to dismiss this specific assertion.
 

Lord Bradley

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I'm curious, out of ALL the male characters in the game - which one would you wanna be in reality?

Obviously Ian having the most control, but maybe you'd rather be rich and influential like Seymour, or maybe you wanna be chasing skirts like Jeremy, or maybe you don't mind living with two hotties and playing computer games all day like Stan. Let us know! :)
 

Gicoo

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I'm curious, out of ALL the male characters in the game - which one would you wanna be in reality?

Obviously Ian having the most control, but maybe you'd rather be rich and influential like Seymour, or maybe you wanna be chasing skirts like Jeremy, or maybe you don't mind living with two hotties and playing computer games all day like Stan. Let us know! :)
Not one of the main characters, they are purposely flawed and needy for girls to suit the story.
Mark is very well-adjusted. Good job, good looks, no red flag. And he even has a best black friend for all of you wannabe cucks
 
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