Patreon Acquires F95

[hu lover]

LFMAOOO My soul almost completely left my body

It's still March 31st for me

same here, my soul nearly took a shit after seeing this news, here comes the soul.

its not April yet, but it will be soon

 

[Giggling Raven]

It's still March 31st for me as well and April's Fools isn't really a big thing in my country so I almost believed it until I started reading the statement. The mention of "digital cuckoldry" and NTR discussions was a "hold up, wait a minute" moment for me.

 

[Eyedhitthatshit]

ohhhh you got me good

 

[killedmyself]

fully fell for this. i can breathe easy now.

 

[azz111]

Because my timezone hasn't yet kicked over to April 1st...this had me for a second. If this ever really happened, F95.zone would be dead. So, glad it's a joke

 

[hu lover]

fully fell for this. i can breathe easy now.

take a deep breathe, inhale exhale..

i sometimes use "stress balls" it helps relieves stress, don't let the name fool you, that shit actually works..

 

[siggg121]

Never would have thought this site would have given me that level of anxiety. good joke.

 

[FaceCrap]

That banner.... man I almost lost it...

Best one ever! Well played.

 

[Been There Done That]

Dark Modarata to Lewd Skywanker, "Lewd, I am your Patreon!"
Hero cuts off his own favorite fapping hand and jumps into the abyss of cyber celibacy....AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

 

[killedmyself]

take a deep breathe, inhale exhale..

i sometimes use "stress balls" it helps relieves stress, don't let the name fool you, that shit actually works..

instructions unclear. injured myself lol

 

[qwertymcqwert]

Fuck, you got me.

 

[BubbleMunch]

What a fucking great April Fool's joke, I logged in and read the announcement and felt like this for a minute. Genuinely didn't realize it was tomorrow.

 

[osculim]

Ok I'll admit you got me. But then waking up 3 in the morning and seeing this. Then realizing what day it is.

 

[chepuswilly]

totally got me, good job

 

[A.H.]

My heart dropped, then i realized that it's april.

 

[Marknoble117]

You must be registered to see the links

Too far, too quick.

 

[Deleted member 6655149]

on april 2nd when my game update gets uploaded i'll be deleting my account & going to another platform.
the other platform will appreciate my membership.

if the admins did something like post.....

" Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin found dead of apparent suicide in the Moscow Kremlin "

this would have been funny !!

 

[hu lover]

My heart dropped, then i realized that it's april.

my heart sank when i knew her name was April.

porn stars have such unique names

 

[özipötzi]

n1!!!

 

[Lucas Clymenia & Acerola]

i downloaded 3 incest games before realising the date and looking the general chat.