Patreon Acquires F95

[mahsta]

Took me more than 2 minutes to figure it out. Man they got me really good... I was so sad to lose F95zone to them...

well i literally jizzed fizzed my pants when i first saw this, now i need more tissues.

 

[sentrik]

thank you everybody for clearing this up, after all these years i'm still a gullible bby

 

[mattyboy05]

Yup you got me fucking good lol

 

[ChimeraXXX]

btw ... what is a "Chief Coomercial Officer" ... ?

 

[mahsta]

thank you everybody for clearing this up, after all these years i'm still a gullible bby

you are very gullible

Yup you got me fucking good lol

April Fools day is a one time thing, only happens once a year

 

[azaharin]

Well played... y'all got me good. Felt my blood run cold for a moment.

 

[yuxil10]

It got me good. Nice job lmao

 

[djtheprophet]

you got me good.... i was so close getting a heart attack ^^

 

[Rakan]

FUCKING HELL, I ALMOST GOT A HEART ATTACK!!!

I knew it was April Fools too!

But I love this site so much, that the shock of seeing the news that Patreon acquired F95 overrode that knowledge and I pretty much panicked and immediately searched up Gen Discussion to see how much of a shitshow it was gonna be....

....Only for me to end up looking and feeling like a damn fool

 

[smoshcool12]

Bro I almost thought we was cooked. You got my ass good.

 

[StargazerAsh]

The update go me, if Patreon ever did acquire F95 then the site would just be shut down with all the filth they do not allow.

I plan on donating something to the site too......

 

[KeShane]

Well played. April's fool. this one got me

 

[RossoX]

If only for a brief moment, we got a glimpse into a nightmarish alternate reality, some kind of cursed timeline.

 

[mahsta]

If only for a brief moment, we got a glimpse into a nightmarish alternate reality, some kind of cursed timeline.

technically armageadon, wait 12/12/2012 is past already, the world is still turning on its proverbial axis and we are all still here.

 

[Hikkes]

Was like a death sentence to me! Well Played!

 

[UserX]

If I wasn't subject to a couple of pranks already today, honestly I would have fallen for it, because it was done very professionally. Nice job.

 

[AimlessApe]

Actually believed it until I read this thread lol.

 

[SteelyDan14]

the last thing you said in your post, i think you meant "fucking bastards", no fucking bastards here, just analyzers

Actually... "Farging Bastages" is has a double meaning. IMO it's an honor to be called a Farging Bastage.

Regardless.... well played.

 

[mahsta]

From Patreon:

I was totally convinced when reading this detail, lol

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at first when i read that i was somewhat convinced, but after taking a second look reading it, i knew it was a joke

 

[Animoo]

Like almost everyone else here I almost had a heart attack until I realized what day it was.

Thank fuck. Y'all got me good.