Patreon Acquires F95

[mahsta]

Actual video footage of my thoughts and feelings during this April Fool's heart attack.

F95zone will never become a Patreon, fzone is a more open ended pirating game website compared to other sites. i honestly have found many great adult games on here.

 

[redcap85]

I laughed so hard I had to wipe beer off the screen. Good one.

 

[Cirro84]

May the Hentai Gods forgive whoever came up with the idea, seriously...

But pls think of the children. Or the elderly. Almost gave me a heart attack.

I laughed so hard I had to wipe beer off the screen. [...]

Same. Wasn't beer though. Sticky fingers now...

 

[anne O'nymous]

Given how little the average NSFW player reads, I expect a lot of "I quit" threads in the next few hours

Most probably coming from the guys who like "Patreon suck" threads opening, so will it really be a lost ?

 

[c3p0]

F95zone will never become a Patreon, fzone is a more open ended pirating game website compared to other sites. i honestly have found many great adult games on here.

You do know, that they are many statements with never or always that aren't true anymore - if they ever where.

 

[BloodyFace]

That got me good... well done.
Especially the redirect to the original blog had me confused for a hot minute.

 

[Spiderling77]

The fact that in my country April Fools is done on the 28 of December gives me a short heart attack. I almost belive it.

 

[mahsta]

Rest assured. Sam won't sell us to Elon, he will sell us to Donald.

Donald? who are you referring to?

well, surely Donald duck won't approve that, he is too busy being in disney channels.

 

[spl00shz]

good one, they got me

 

[askari159]

that was a good one

 

[freddeh]

My blood deadass ran cold. I was thinking it was the end times. God damn it.

 

[SEXATRON ULTRA]

What if I had speed run broking every single forum rules thinking this is my last time on f95zone.to and had woken up to realize that this was just a joke and also I'm banned? Who would take account for this?

 

[herbstpoet]

Gotta admit, they put at least some effort in this joke by faking that news message.

 

[scannatore]

You almost killed me. Good joke anyway.

 

[Imisx]

I feel so dumb.

 

[pr0dukt]

....so we got jokes now...

 

[Bantry]

Damn near had a heart attack!

 

[SapphireFox83]

LMAO first time I encounter an April Fools' joke while I'm still in March hahaha

 

[davie2404]

You Glorious Bastards!!,well played. After a change of underwear it dawned on me it was April 1st.

 

[mahsta]

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Damn near had a heart attack!

i had a panic attack, but not a heart attack