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[Uryzell]

bro, my heart almost stopped, what the fuck, I almost had a heart attack here, thank God it's April 1st

 

[consumptionist]

on this day 51 years ago a brown stain on a smear test began to evolve in the far off land of the ish. scientists came from far and wide to study this strange phenomenon as a new species was born.
it was discovered by a geneticist from columbia state university that the lifeform showed signs of mimicry and ran a series of tests with small children in an effort to further the samples' evolution.
appendages grew and lo a new sub species of lower intelligence was formed.
the geneticist proposed to unleash this discovery upon the world in secret and the army of ish sent black ops to switch this fledgling with a new born baby at a london hospital.....

This is the story my two older brothers told me on my birthday, 4 years in a row when i was a little kid, as the story of my origin.
child as i was believed their deadpan expressions until i went to secondary school. even my own mother went along.
boy did i ever have a complex. they could have just said they couldn't afford a cake but no...

i think they still have you beat for best gag played on this april fool
happy new year all

 

[ChicoRob!2]

And so paradise becomes hell, the perverted heroes lose part of their souls against the final villain and become 30% of what they once were...

 

[Vombalk]

this had better be a joke otherwise this site is going to be going down hill fast

The irony is that this showed up as I was going wtf my furry hitler?

 

[MemeMastAssBlast]

The end is nigh! Time to boycott this site. Millions of coomers must migrate.

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[mahsta]

If this is true i'll never use it again after they take over. Patreon sucks.

Patreon will never buy F95zone, so don't worry about it.

 

[ImariKurumi]

Got me fooled for a few seconds until i noticed my desktop date 1/4/2024.

 

[BubblesTheAllMighty]

You know when someone says my heart dropped into my stomach.... I felt mine fly out my ass.

I really do hope this is a joke.

 

[WolfWitz]

Not gonna lie, was deeply confused and slightly worried when I saw that. Then I realized it was an April Fool's joke. Well played.

 

[Bullworks]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Where will I post "Is NTR avoidable?" now?!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[sofwhite1]

I for one, welcome our new patreon overlords, may death come swiftly to their enemies.

 

[Menzo]

Not very good timing, as of this writing, it has been April 1st for less than 30 minutes where I live.

 

[Inkshade]

If this is true i'll never use it again after they take over. Patreon sucks.

it's gonna be filled with NTR because Patreon's executives are all cucks

 

[mahsta]

You know when someone says my heart dropped into my stomach.... I felt mine fly out my ass.

I really do hope this is a joke.

this is a joke, even the site is fake.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Where will I post "Is NTR avoidable?" now?!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

don't worry Fzone still loves you, your NTR dreams will still cum true

 

[WatchMeDrive]

thank god this a troll, was freaking about where i'd get all my incest downloads from

 

[freduk]

great april fools best one yet! It had me there

 

[Vesperr]

Bravo f95zone, you got me. Great Aprils fools. Bravo. cuz it is Aprils fools, right? Right?

 

[RoadWulf]

Hey, do you think they could do something about getting BD to work on a regular schedule?

 

[yaggiland]

April Fools' Day

 

[ChurryOp]

Well done, sir. Well done. One heart-stopping moment, and then I hit the "Coomercial Department."

Bravo.