Unity Pizza Hot! [v0.15h] [Abelius]

[DudeManBroGuy]

First time seeing this game, thought it was new, and was going to give my thoughts after playing for a few hours. But I see it's been developing for a long time, and phew, there's some drama lol.

So far, I find the game to be extremely SLOW and tedious. The options to be lewd are pointlessly there because there's now way to increase that stat. In many other games, it'd be done by simply choosing the offered option, but no, it's instead locked behind needing a higher stat - the cart is before the horse.

Getting a second job as a masseuse defeats the ENTIRE plot and title of the game. Incredibly baffling decision by the devs.

I don't see this game ever being completed due to its direction. Feels very much like a "forever in development" game to milk the Patreon. Will keep playing, but not expecting much for its future.

 

[ronzion`]

If you ask me, this game takes a lot of inspiration from the game UiTC, which also has shortcomings. It also lacks focus. These are simply scenes that lead nowhere. It's true that he's one developer who makes a game that tries to be everyday life, but bro, focus. You're releasing a game for a pornographic website, not a game for Sony/Xbox/Switch. We're not looking for that much depth in the world. This is a story that hovers in the background with sex scenes. This is unfortunately the case. I don't believe we'll get to see sex scenes or at least a plot continuation that will advance the character. Although the game looks good with beautiful animation, it doesn't give anything outside of that, which is a shame.

 

[mr.coomer]

If you ask me, this game takes a lot of inspiration from the game UiTC,

I hate UiTC for being a man's wet dream on how a girl wants go get a little loose in the big city. Obviously by having sex with hobos on the streets or dirty crack dens! And Insexity is a more of someones heroin bad trip rather than a porno game.

Pizza hot is more like it, but like 80% of Adult games, author is feeling very comfortable with monthly donations that can be milked forever without any effort.

 

[Sir-Duke]

Well... The dev pretty much said it himself:



he has the plan to squeeeeeeeeeze out another "2-3 years" with "what he has".

So we're about to get exactly what he delivered the past four years already.
A small dish of wishes served with a grain of nothing

But hey, at least patreon is gonna pay out!
And he has one person less on the payroll now!
Happy times.

If anybody is interested:
Pizza Hot gets him payed about 3500$ a month on patreon.

A number, that doesn't make me go angry.
But way more then he's delivering for.

 

[johide]

Do you think my grandchild will see the final release?

 

[floran]

Can I use a previous save version?

nope, you have to start a new game and then skip to the content you want

 

[pidarblyat609]

If anyone else was behind this game I'd say "can't believe it's been 4 years since the first release and they've only added like 3 months worth of content" but I remember his previous projects so I'll just say: I can't believe people are paying monthly for this

 

[pr0n]

Great update! Cya next year.

 

[Chamber1]

hmmm trojan in file View attachment 5217939

why your file size shows 17.41mb meanwhile the original is 700 plus mb ,i downloaded it through pixeldrain link didnt got any warning

 

[aifman7]

I knew something was up way back when he was goosing reviews. Not so blatant (like reviewing your own game and creating alts to do so) as to earn a spot in F95 jail (as has happened to other devs/games.. I'm not gonna name names), but rather he promised his Discord followers rewards if they left a 5-star here. Not against F95 rules (I don't think), but not the actions of someone confident in their product.

Huh. That really explains my confusion around so many of the reviews. I kept thinking, "Did we play the same game?"

Didn't know this dev was the same one behind LoK back in the day. That also explains some things...

 

[joshgiddey]

this guy got exposed well over a year ago, made bank off a porn game and yall think he really cares still

 

[RasenRengar]

Well... The dev pretty much said it himself:

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he has the plan to squeeeeeeeeeze out another "2-3 years" with "what he has".

So we're about to get exactly what he delivered the past four years already.
A small dish of wishes served with a grain of nothing

But hey, at least patreon is gonna pay out!
And he has one person less on the payroll now!
Happy times.

If anybody is interested:
Pizza Hot gets him payed about 3500$ a month on patreon.

A number, that doesn't make me go angry.
But way more then he's delivering for.

lol imagine being so dumb to support him on patreon xD

 

[johnyakuza1]

Welp now we know for certain that the artist (Naikal) quit.
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So yeah... It just keeps getting worse with every update.

Ah, yes, the poor old Abelius that can’t stomach paying Naikal a fair share so that he can keep more money for himself... the same artist who should be solely credited for this game’s popularity and appeal in the first place.

The paragraph at the bottom says everything you need to know—He’s an egomaniac penny-pincher, a 50-year-old porn developer who wants praises and validation too, but all the compliments are usually directed towards Naikal, and no one “praises” him enough for his “hard work.”

The whole post is tone-deaf and oozes narcissism, not to clarify anything but passive-aggressively beg for more money, with a final jab at the artist that he's already found out someone to take over. Good riddance for the artist to be free from his clutches. RIP Pizza Hot.

 

[Jinsoyun]

Wasn't he working on a game project named LEGEND OF KRYSTAL? There was also some sort of argument with someone, and the project fell apart, and he left. I get the impression that he himself might have been the main reason that project failed. Well i stopped my sub on this game some time ago because he dont give a damm about us... dont waste money on it.

No, no, that was completely different.
You see, LoK failed because Abelius started doing everything alone and didn't share the work with anyone else. This slowed down the development and eventually he wanted all the money for himself and the project collapsed. So nothing like this game at all, only trolls would claim otherwise.


Seriously tho, this game used to get 8k+ a month at one point. Abelius is quick to mention how he does the coding, animation, platform, communication, debugging, design, etc.. He does it all, it's all him.
But the fact that the income from this game dropped significantly has nothing to do with him.
The fact that the artist has nothing to do because the content progression and game development is so slow, has nothing to do with him. Abelius makes all the decisions, the artist has as much work to do as Abelius wants him to have.
He does everything so he wants everything, but the negative things just happened, nobody could have foreseen them. (i still have my posts from 5 years ago.. tho)

I find it ironic that he basically went on a year long flame war when the LoK dev team kicked him out and he will curse them until his last breath, but when this artist wants to get paid what they agreed, then Abelius is ready to kick him out and he is already talking to a replacement.

But worry not good citizens, he has enough assets for the next 2-3 years, so the next patch will not need anything new in 2028.

 

[RadiosugarAcid]

Did he even add a single sex scene is his porn game yet? can you walk around butt naked yet? if not im not gonna bother installing

 

[MightyMic]

the stats are able to go over 25 now?

 

[YummyKompa]

Did he even add a single sex scene is his porn game yet? can you walk around butt naked yet? if not im not gonna bother installing

Nope and I subbed to the Patreon a few months back and came with feedback and suggestions and asked if we would get some sex scenes soon and he confirmed that no we wont get it for a long time.

 

[HikkiG]

Did he even add a single sex scene is his porn game yet? can you walk around butt naked yet? if not im not gonna bother installing

No and no, just some groping and accidental cum play scene.
He did have sex in Pizza Cold years ago, but that's about it.

 

[dawnstar123]

He got rid of the artist? Smart people don't sell winning horses. It was good art that made difference here.
This will be a welcome excuse for him to do it even slower, to start using AI art and abandon the game even more.
And it's a pity, the concept is nice.
And the visuals are decent.
But I can't get it: if he would be providing new content regularly, people would be willing to keep paying. Last two updates would be well accepted if they would be a month apart. He has established the project, has got the audience and the finances, the framework is made, now all he has to do is add some modules.

 

[HikkiG]

He got rid of the artist? Smart people don't sell winning horses. It was good art that made difference here.
This will be a welcome excuse for him to do it even slower, to start using AI art and abandon the game even more.
And it's a pity, the concept is nice.
And the visuals are decent.
But I can't get it: if he would be providing new content regularly, people would be willing to keep paying. Last two updates would be well accepted if they would be a month apart. He has established the project, has got the audience and the finances, the framework is made, now all he has to do is add some modules.

He already has plenty of art assets to likely not need the artist anyway, we even had a complaint before (like two years ago) that Abelius is so slow that the artist got nothing to do. When he said he has enough content for 3+ years of updates; it's the truth.