notreallyhere

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*sigh*

I told myself I wouldn't even bother installing it, but curiosity got the better of me. And...This is it? A titjob scene from Mr. Humper and four scenes at the beach where the MC is either groped or getting jerked on thinking it's lotion (rubbing another man's cum into a woman is kinda gay, imo)?
 

johnyakuza1

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There's supposed to be eight events according to the changelog, but I hardly see four, aside from the introduction, before it hits you with the ‘end of the Towel content’ dialog. Is the game broken, or is that intended? Because we've hit rock bottom with this creatively bankrupt update. All the four events are applying lotion on her butt... that's it. :WaitWhat::WaitWhat:
 

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There's supposed to be eight events according to the changelog, but I hardly see four, aside from the introduction, before it hits you with the ‘end of the Towel content’ dialog. Is the game broken, or is that intended? Because we've hit rock bottom with this creatively bankrupt update. All the four events are applying lotion on her butt... that's it. :WaitWhat::WaitWhat:
lotion?
so we'll have to wait 5 years so she'll get fingered in the ass?
 
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Most likely never sex. Abelius is being quiet about this but it's painfully obvious that his artist just quit (artist's channel is deleted and artist left/kicked from discord). Meaning he's either going to have to find another artist to keep going or scrap the whole project.

Place your bets on which happens.
But he already HAS everything needed for sex. The groping on the bus clearly leads to it, the Humper rent scenes clearly lead to it, the scissoring with Kayla clearly just needs a double-headed WNBA donation, and heck, even the massage parlor could lead to a "happy ending" for everyone involved.
As far as I can tell, the only holding him back is that he hasn't implemented a virginity tracker switch or a body count counter.
 
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