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Setting aside the criticisms, has anyone finished this game?
I'm at the level that says I need to "Crack the puzzle that will free Pornocrates" and don't seem to be able to find the location where my inventory full of statues need to be involved. My OCD seems to demand that I finish the game before it will let me delete it!
Thanks for any tips.
I'm at the level that says I need to "Crack the puzzle that will free Pornocrates" and don't seem to be able to find the location where my inventory full of statues need to be involved. My OCD seems to demand that I finish the game before it will let me delete it!
Thanks for any tips.
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Game is not worth it, when picking up quest items a sex scene fills half the screen suddenly, forcing you to stop playing to watch a below average sex scene so you have to wait until it goes away to continue playing. The gunplay is horrible and your guns are very inaccurate unless you're right in the enemies face. There's apparently different paths to take but it feels like a huge guess on whether you're going the right way or not. Once you get to the Rome area you can't progress so this defintely should not have a completed tag. When you get there it says game over but the scarab hint right before you go through the portal says that in the Rome area there is something you have to find but I looked everywhere and there's nothing to get. Definitely pass on this one.
I once had a fever so strong that I started hallucinating. I can't tell you precisely what I saw but I remember my brain started mixing things I recently experienced in a very confused way.
I'm pretty sure that if I spend my day playing Half-Life 1, listening to Russians making grammar mistakes, watching a porno and reading about Egypt and then all of sudden I get such a fever again my melting brain would pull up something that looks like this game.
I'm pretty sure that if I spend my day playing Half-Life 1, listening to Russians making grammar mistakes, watching a porno and reading about Egypt and then all of sudden I get such a fever again my melting brain would pull up something that looks like this game.
- Nov 13, 2017
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The Ancient Egyptians were ethnically closer to the Greeks (White) then they were to Sub-Saharan (black) africans, so it makes sense for them to be white. they even differeiciated between themselves and the nubians (ethiopains/copts) by thinking of themselves as "white" and the Ethiopians as "red" iirc.
So uh, this game has quite a few problems. The performance drops massively if I look at the spinning saw blades (probably too many entities or some shit), the enemies clips through walls somehow, and the shotgun hits like a wet fart. Yeah this game's a pain, at least for now.
Ancient Egypt was ruled by Greeks from the Ptolemaic Dynasty for the last 300 years of its existence.
IM SUPOSED TO FIGHT WITH THE GOD OF FELITITY OR SEX OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT BUT I DONT KNOW WHERE TO GO
She hardly looks Egyptian. Literally White as snow.This might erect us. Cleo looks like a cut of fuckable meat.
Do I actually get to smash her Osiris defiled loins in first person or it's just stills between FPS action like say shooting people in orgies? Map gives Serious Sam vibe a bit but lighting is poor, but who cares, my only goal is to put some of that potent seed into her tight little Egyptian mau so that'd be preem.
I really like how some people in the discussion mention Serious Sam Porn of Crates or Crates of Porn, huh?).
I had the same thought while "playing" this trash (playing?). Big open maps..wow..empty, almost no guns, no ammo..no enemies..ok, some enemies, yeeeah..3 or 5 enemies (wow, all 5?).
Maybe it would be nice to redo this to a serious sam style...But it would probably blow everyone's PC. At best, a drop in FPS to -500,000.
Some levels looks promising, but they're empty and nothing makes any sense in terms of gameplay...sad.. potential there is great.
Porn of Crates or Crates of Porn, huh?).I had the same thought while "playing" this trash (playing?). Big open maps..wow..empty, almost no guns, no ammo..no enemies..ok, some enemies, yeeeah..3 or 5 enemies (wow, all 5?).
Maybe it would be nice to redo this to a serious sam style...But it would probably blow everyone's PC. At best, a drop in FPS to -500,000.
Some levels looks promising, but they're empty and nothing makes any sense in terms of gameplay...sad.. potential there is great.