Much like this.
For anyone wishing to have one of the closest things to a perfect start, without having to mess with a huge grindfest, Here is a save to try out. Make sure to back up your #9 save as it overwrites anything within the file. open the zip and slide it into your save folder, load and have fun. If I find any errors with the save I will reupload where stable. ( Also, achievements haven't been locked with this save. 99 of most items, funds max, swirlies max, lvl max, kobold max, love of all (except moth and merm, for reasons) princesses maxed, traveling chef selected, plus some to explore.)