slashimus

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OK I don't know if anyone else asked this question yet but what in the world is the MC's aversion to taking a shower? I mean 2 whole days and going into three and no baths or showers. That is just nasty as hell. What the fuck?
 

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OK I don't know if anyone else asked this question yet but what in the world is the MC's aversion to taking a shower? I mean 2 whole days and going into three and no baths or showers. That is just nasty as hell. What the fuck?
Recent discoveries have shown that showering every day or every second day is not actually benefitting anybody any.
Twice a week, they say, is enough if you're not physically active.

Plus, heating the water for showers is psychotically expensive right now.
 
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Recent discoveries have shown that showering every day or every second day is not actually benefitting anybody any.
Twice a week, they say, is enough if you're not physically active.

Plus, heating the water for showers is psychotically expensive right now.
Hey I take a shower twice a year whether I need it or not and the hot water bill is a bit excessive :giggle: :LOL:
 

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yep, everyone else is dead
But what if Alita trekked crosscountry in a taxi to find the MC ? Her grandmother, on her deathbed, confessed that the MC was her biological father. Granny even gave her own daughter's (Alita's mom) heartrending special note to prove it.
Somehow Alita didn't even have a single twin.
But she would become daughter #4.
Come to think about about it, Jade should join the party as daughter #5. Yeah, the MC had an extreme aversion to condoms, shared by many of us, in his wild youth.
 

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But what if Alita trekked crosscountry in a taxi to find the MC ? Her grandmother, on her deathbed, confessed that the MC was her biological father. Granny even gave her own daughter's (Alita's mom) heartrending special note to prove it.
Somehow Alita didn't even have a single twin.
But she would become daughter #4.
Come to think about about it, Jade should join the party as daughter #5. Yeah, the MC had an extreme aversion to condoms, shared by many of us, in his wild youth.
And somehow the two chicks at work are also his daughters, and the guy at work is his dad, and the revenge chick is his real mom, and the jackass neighbor cop is his long lost brother who married his long lost sister, and the pool outback is your cousin :eek:
 

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And somehow the two chicks at work are also his daughters, and the guy at work is his dad, and the revenge chick is his real mom, and the jackass neighbor cop is his long lost brother who married his long lost sister, and the pool outback is your cousin :eek:
...and the kid you knocked out on the beach is a long lost son. Then again, for dads, bro-sis is a serious no-no but dad-daughter is a hell-yeah!
That's one fucked-up family!
 
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IMPORTANT: Stat manipulation, such as sticking to one single route (i.e. 'Pure' or 'Dark') is not the ideal way to play this game and comes with little practical benefit (outside of story and achievements). It is for this reason that we recommend, as we've said from the start: making the decisions/taking actions you want to take, rather than what is associated with a variable or path.

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