Cabover - sure. Hood - ain't no way half a ton moose will total hooded truck. If it won't end up in ditch, caught on a dozen trees, of course. Besides, some people install huge-ass plows upfront just in case. In case of moose, I guess? Then its unlikely to even rich the engine. Heck, the force of impact shouldn't be enough to ditch even a semi without the trailer either - it has dry weight in tons.
18-wheeler will make it explode. Quite literally.
In Alaska moose run a leetle larger than that. IIRC the record was like 1800 lbs.
But would it be enough to crush the hood?
You can say the thread was derailed...
No I specifically did not send her to breaker and she was available as a consort. She wasn't happy that the kobolds are scrubbing her in the bath though, so she wasn't broken. Maybe it's due to Issa poisoned her before
And lets not talk about what would happen if you give them to Proteans. Else it'll get even lewder. And weirder.
hmm... something's not triggering for me, then, cuz she doesn't have her limbs, she's/was pregnant and that's about all I can think of that could be messing the process up, but I tried with turning her into a nugget without impregnating her and nothingShe should become viable as a consort after getting turned into a nugget.
higher risk with the moose is that the legs are quite a bit longer, that's why the darn moose rolls over the hood of a common whatever brand car, or the fashion SUV (because those aren't stable), and then you have half a metric ton right through the windshield.
Yeap. Moose in crash with anything less than semi is basically big dull meaty guillotine that will gore one's head off one's body. And the body too, cause many times the moose will straight up crush or tear through the roof and destroy everyone inside.
But consider how much more fucked your car would be if it was a dragon instead of a moose
My pop killed one once in a GMC jimmy. Didn't even total it. He caught it right in the neck with the frame around the windshield. Pure luck.
Damn, that's a relief. We may joke about those things all we want, but they do kill a lot of people (and vise versa), and I'm glad your dad checked the "vise versa" list without checking himself out the list of the living.
In AK, where I was anyway, you don't get to keep roadkill. it goes to prison food. Shame in this case bc moose is good eating.
Shame.
Meese and prisoners eating each other? What's next - them yiffing each other?We should just let them eat each other?
well, it would still contain Ravagers and would somehow be on topic, in a way. right? ...right?Meese and prisoners eating each other? What's next - them yiffing each other?
That do sounds like an idea for Geneva speedrunning though.
