Kay_Kay

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She should become viable as a consort after getting turned into a nugget. :unsure:
hmm... something's not triggering for me, then, cuz she doesn't have her limbs, she's/was pregnant and that's about all I can think of that could be messing the process up, but I tried with turning her into a nugget without impregnating her and nothing
 

F1forhalp

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Cabover - sure. Hood - ain't no way half a ton moose will total hooded truck. If it won't end up in ditch, caught on a dozen trees, of course. Besides, some people install huge-ass plows upfront just in case. In case of moose, I guess? Then its unlikely to even rich the engine. Heck, the force of impact shouldn't be enough to ditch even a semi without the trailer either - it has dry weight in tons.


18-wheeler will make it explode. Quite literally.
higher risk with the moose is that the legs are quite a bit longer, that's why the darn moose rolls over the hood of a common whatever brand car, or the fashion SUV (because those aren't stable), and then you have half a metric ton right through the windshield.
your truck on the other hand might not have that effect, unless you have one of those fashiony drop-front ones.

that's the tricky there; 90% of the moose's mass are on the same height as the driver's face. wrong car, it rolls up the hood.
 

GrandPaBrowning

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higher risk with the moose is that the legs are quite a bit longer, that's why the darn moose rolls over the hood of a common whatever brand car, or the fashion SUV (because those aren't stable), and then you have half a metric ton right through the windshield.
your truck on the other hand might not have that effect, unless you have one of those fashiony drop-front ones.

that's the tricky there; 90% of the moose's mass are on the same height as the driver's face. wrong car, it rolls up the hood.
Yeap. Moose in crash with anything less than semi is basically big dull meaty guillotine that will gore one's head off one's body. And the body too, cause many times the moose will straight up crush or tear through the roof and destroy everyone inside.
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Don't fuck with the moose. Or you'll end up like one of them:
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GrandPaBrowning

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My pop killed one once in a GMC jimmy. Didn't even total it. He caught it right in the neck with the frame around the windshield. Pure luck.
Damn, that's a relief. We may joke about those things all we want, but they do kill a lot of people (and vise versa), and I'm glad your dad checked the "vise versa" list without checking himself out the list of the living.

BTW, did the head popped-off and inside the car, giving your dad a cool trophy?
 
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As a side note, why is it always so difficult to do evil things to a bunch of pixels that only say pre programmed things? I’m a giant fire breathing lizard, why do I feel bad because I was rude to a girl?
I know, right?! Im that guy who always goes with most evil and twisted path, because I enjoy that dammit... But when characters personality is writen too good, to the point when they start to feel somewhat real (like in this game) it realy becomes hard to go with evil choices and when I still go with these choices I feel bad and guilty about it :/
 

Tahxeol

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By the way, is there a reason to recruit and keep someone else than the kobold? Taking the wolves and throwing them at Valzira, then stealing the mercenaries gold give you enough treasures to conquer the whole realm without destruction with the little lizzards, while keeping all captives, and outside of cruelty, have all stats high enough for the skill checks
 

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By the way, is there a reason to recruit and keep someone else than the kobold? Taking the wolves and throwing them at Valzira, then stealing the mercenaries gold give you enough treasures to conquer the whole realm without destruction with the little lizzards, while keeping all captives, and outside of cruelty, have all stats high enough for the skill checks
Whether you strictly need any group apart from the kobolds may depend on which lair you've gone for. For example, if you haven't chosen the Spire, then I think the wolves may be your only way of capturing Valzira.
 
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