GrandPaBrowning
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Respectable. But I must correct you - Pissy Man goes to P tier (P stands for piss, naturally).Oh look, I'm late for the tier lists, haha:
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I feel I oughta explain myself before I'm dragged to the stake by the Malice Supremacy Regime(90% of the thread). Malice is a great character, without her presence and what she represents, Heloise's romance wouldn't be a fifth as compelling; plus, she is the face of, perhaps, the most interesting part of the lore. However, I find her role as a romantic interest still quite lacking, now, that is mostly because she's only really present starting from act V, whereas others had the entire game, but the point still stands. I fully expect she'll rise through the tiers in the future, but as of now, she has to stay in the "just okay" category of warm holes for the dragon to fuck.
I find Adeline so high up in most lists to be a surprise. I see her as a scheming, impulsive, self-serving rat not unlike Balthorne who turned her faithful lover and protector into her sondragonhusband. Very much worst girl material, I wonder why she's so liked?
Valzira is so high up for two reasons. Her VA killed it, and the fact that she got turned into a nugget and STILL she antagonizes the dragon every chance she gets is very funny to me. Her consort path is a delight.
Now, I could tell you that the only reason Darja is all the way up in A tier is because her queen outfit is peak Gyaru design and the best in the game... and I will, that's exactly the reason. If not, she'd be straight up D.
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Other than that, I agree on Valzira. I've put her into her own tier not because I find her lacking, but because she's Valzira. She is as insufferable as she is endearing, in measure so equal you can't help but be annoyed by her and yet adoring her at the same time. Lilac lady is just the vibe she is.
Oh, and Adeline! There is certain sense of duty (she isn't in for the crown alone, her birthright is hers to take), extreme willfulness (the queen of all no shit statements, given the length she went into to make Bad Dragon the way he is) and patience. Not just because she plotted and endured, but because with her by your side you'll find her a pretty good companion that is always willing to listen to you and share her mind. She may not be the most honest of people, but I understand perfectly well why she isn't very fond on revealing the way she made you (like, common, no shit, bro!) - I think, if you didn't pick Infernals, you won't even have this option. Adeline is the child of her family, a Son-worshipper and a person with great power (once you restore her to the throne), not to say the one born into tumultuous times - it is to be expected for her to be conniving and cruel at times. She's definitely above Issa, who won't tell you the truth even if you threaten to eat him, and above fucking Naho of all waifus!
No offense to dog people here - Naho is endearing at times, but is kinda one-dimensional. At least that dimension isn't BOOOOZE or DRAAAGON SIIIIMPING.
P.S. Inej below Sabetha? Srsly?