- Mar 14, 2018
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I challenge anyone to find a real life counterpart to Squirrel Girl's body.
In my thirty plus years of being a depraved piece of shit I have only met a handful of girls who resemble Emma's or Ororo's build.
Any girl I've met with as large proportions as Doreen's WOULD NEVER have such a flat belly, there would be a significant pouch there, and her tits would unavoidably be saggy as hell, Ororo-style at least, no matter her age.
Hell, even Emma would have saggier tits considering her overall proportions and age.
All the other girls make pretty good sense, all things considered. Even Gwen's East-West tits make sense despite her young age.
Tits in general tend to sag down more than they perk up, that's just plain physics and biology.
On a daily basis you can find petite older ladies with as big tits as Emma's, but you can bet your nads those tits are undoubtedly saggy.
SG's body just doesn't make any sense the way it is right now. It should be either narrower or fluffier. Not to mention has face simply looks like dog shit.
In my thirty plus years of being a depraved piece of shit I have only met a handful of girls who resemble Emma's or Ororo's build.
Any girl I've met with as large proportions as Doreen's WOULD NEVER have such a flat belly, there would be a significant pouch there, and her tits would unavoidably be saggy as hell, Ororo-style at least, no matter her age.
Hell, even Emma would have saggier tits considering her overall proportions and age.
All the other girls make pretty good sense, all things considered. Even Gwen's East-West tits make sense despite her young age.
Tits in general tend to sag down more than they perk up, that's just plain physics and biology.
On a daily basis you can find petite older ladies with as big tits as Emma's, but you can bet your nads those tits are undoubtedly saggy.
SG's body just doesn't make any sense the way it is right now. It should be either narrower or fluffier. Not to mention has face simply looks like dog shit.