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You should try clowning on studios that no longer exist. Black Isle, Pandemic, Bullfrog, Westwood, Free Radical, Ion Storm...

Special mention for Raven Software, who has been trapped in the Call of Duty mines since 2011.
On them I clown not yet their games I still play, often the physical copies, though we progress ever farther from the past, we cherish thoes memories that put the present to shame, and our future in doubt, and in the end we will, if we are wise, question our comma use, and whether we ever truly understood sentence structure, ,,,,,man i love tits
 

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This is the real through line that Rogue Like Evolution shares with Yandere Simulator. Not the long development time, or being subsumed by scope creep. It is that both projects are total and complete spaghetti code. Now RLE being 2D doesn't have something as egregious as the 5,500 polygon toothbrush we can all point and laugh at, but the game runs at all of 41 FPS on my Ryzen 7 & RTX 3070Ti desktop (frequently hitches to around 20 FPS and drops frame all the time), so it's pretty evident that 'optimization' is an alien concept to both projects as well.

Why does everything take forever? Assuming that they are working in good faith, it just has to be a nightmare to do anything with this game. Any part of the spaghetti you poke has the potential to break dozens of other things for no rhyme or reason. Say you all have the structure already built to enable X sex scene and have implemented it for half the cast. So why does adding in the art assets to enable it for the next girl just break everything and take forever to fix? How come every bit of added content, even if it seemingly is a copy-paste job of already existing content, has to be a bespoke nightmare of conflicts and bugs?

Like imagine if someone read The Lord of the Rings, fell in love with it, and then they decided to author their own multi-book long fantasy epic. Now take that same person, give them a 4th grade reading comprehension (so that they actually missed most or all of the subtext of LOTR), and have them start working on it for almost a decade straight; and they never once stopped to take a creative writing course or seek advice from other authors or an editor. Also they're writing this all on an electro-mechanical typewriter, which then needs to be transcribed into a word processor, before being printed out in masse before being physically mailed for their subscribers. Just 9 years in a perpetual first draft fan-fiction hellscape.
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View attachment 5224572 they gave us this banger <3 what a game, i wish they made a 3rd
Heretic 1&2, Hexen 1&2, Soldier of Fortune 1&2, Star Wars: Jedi Knight series, X-Men Legends series, Marvel: Ultimate Alliance, Quake 4, Wolfenstein (2009), and Singularity. In its earliest days this studio did more interesting stuff with id Tech than the guys who made id Tech.

Boomer-Shooter aficionado Civvie11 has an entire playlist dedicated to all of the Raven Software games he's done, which is most of them at this point.

 
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Heretic 1&2, Hexen 1&2, Soldier of Fortune 1&2, Star Wars: Jedi Knight series, X-Men Legends series, Marvel: Ultimate Alliance, Quake 4, Wolfenstein (2009), and Singularity. In its earliest days this studio did more interesting stuff with id Tech than the guys who made id Tech.

Boomer-Shooter aficionado Civvie11 has an entire playlist dedicated to all of the Raven Software games he's done, which is most of them at this point.

Raven still creates peak stuff sometimes the cod zombies dlcs from cod WW2 are really good but that was in 2018 now the mostly do "support" work which means they instead of making full dlcs they make skins for warzone sadly
 

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Raven still creates peak stuff sometimes the cod zombies dlcs from cod WW2 are really good but that was in 2018 now the mostly do "support" work which means they instead of making full dlcs they make skins for warzone sadly
Aww man, when your definition of 'peak' is 'a worse version of Killing Floor a decade after the fact'.
 
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C00merboy

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Aww man, when your definition of 'peak' is 'a worse version of Killing Floor a decade after the fact'.
Really gonna bring KF into this? I mean the day's of cod zombies supremacy at least the new maps are way more fun than that shit show that it is KF3 at least cod version has more to do than just kill and run the same weapon for the 2882th time at least both have good songs
 

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Really gonna bring KF into this? I mean the day's of cod zombies supremacy at least the new maps are way more fun than that shit show that it is KF3 at least cod version has more to do than just kill and run the same weapon for the 2882th time at least both have good songs
KF3 is no more peak than CoD zombies. Just lamenting that the best Raven has been allowed to do in the CoD mines still wasn't better than the retail release of a Unreal Tournament 2004 mod; which to this day still has some of the most satisfying shotguns ever, whereas the suppressed Ithaca Stakeout in KF2 just makes me sad.

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I'm still don't understand, why the game, strongly pointed to domination and humilation, have not slap / spit / golden shower scenes?!
 
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