We need to find an optimal equation for elf-to-santa hot girls ratio and a lore adequate aswell, imo the more submisive girls should be elves and the more dominant ones santas, then we dress jean as rudolph because lmao get bullied and we can all be happy.
Professor X is santa, the rest are elves or reindeer, and one is miss claws (maybe laura)
Hey if a guy is gonna be santa then it has to be zero, or do you wanna see the girls and zero sit on xavier's lap?
God is watching obviously
Lmao, the candy claws is the least menacing thing one could pull at you in a troublesome alley.
So emma as frosty the snowman?
She lights our path with her fiery bush.
Be carefull they arent just painted over.
Reminds me of something I saw where a guy was trying to sell concealed weaponry but it was just a knife duct taped to a spoon, an AK in a cereal box and I forget what else he did lmao.
so give it to us. Be the hero, Cumshoe.
