- Aug 8, 2020
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That was all lie. This final comment was an exclamation mark to everything that had led to this point. I released my hand from the crotch.
And then it was all over.
The quality of this translation is just downright nostalgic for anyone who is old enough to remember the 90s.
Japanese videogame standards had infamously low standards back then. And from what I've heard, Japanese schools are pretty bad at teaching foreign languages even today - they focus on vocabulary, but not on actually using it.
The Japanese game companies went on to hire better translators after they got bigger budgets and became more oriented towards the Western market. But I guess indie porngame producers still have to make do with what they can get
It's still surprising, though - considering that there's no shortage of weebs who are interested in doing Japanese to English translations, translations of this calibre (i.e. done by regular Japanese people whose English is shoddy at best) are kinda rare nowadays.
You still gotta respect that Melon Pants was keeping the Western audience in mind, though. There is a market for Japanese h-games in the west, and trying to cut out middlemen like Kagura Games or the bazillion amateur translators out there is a smart move business-wise.
Japanese videogame standards had infamously low standards back then. And from what I've heard, Japanese schools are pretty bad at teaching foreign languages even today - they focus on vocabulary, but not on actually using it.
The Japanese game companies went on to hire better translators after they got bigger budgets and became more oriented towards the Western market. But I guess indie porngame producers still have to make do with what they can get
It's still surprising, though - considering that there's no shortage of weebs who are interested in doing Japanese to English translations, translations of this calibre (i.e. done by regular Japanese people whose English is shoddy at best) are kinda rare nowadays.
You still gotta respect that Melon Pants was keeping the Western audience in mind, though. There is a market for Japanese h-games in the west, and trying to cut out middlemen like Kagura Games or the bazillion amateur translators out there is a smart move business-wise.
From what I read about it a good while ago that's a wider issue with Japanese (and probably most neighbours' given the relevant cultural BG is largely the same) pedagogy in general - it's far more about meeting the nominal criteria of competence through crude rote learning than actually teaching application.
the question is whether anyone has saved repaired the computer after the virus and the desire to pass the game 3 times no
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I didn’t write that CK games sucks. I just pointed that if another game has art that look alike Circle Kame games, that means game sucks. That artist done a lot of job for shitty games... and also CK games after PF IF kinda sucks as well.
There are no good h-game which uses art of this guy apart of Cirkle Kame games. Not this one, nor fifty or so more games with art like that, they all suck. Its not logic, its experience.
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I question whether this is actually a game or not. You basically just run around from town to town and get raped by various different monsters, including a person or 2. There's nothing else to do except that. No real plot...no battles...no puzzles...no earning money...no corruption...nothing but aimless wonder wandering. lol
- Jun 1, 2020
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I thought "all your base are belong to us" was a Warcraft III cheat codeGreat, even more MTL garbage; what's worse, in the thread itself!
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Oh wait...
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Did a zombie get fucked too, or something?
EDIT:
Whoops. My bad. Thought I was being witty and cute, but turns out I was just being ignorant. Even if...that is...if you are a...erm...a...passive "participant", it counts. Mi scusi!!
Learned something useful today. xD
- Jul 16, 2019
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While it is, the Origin of this meme is WAY WAY older than thatI thought "all your base are belong to us" was a Warcraft III cheat code
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Kinda anti climatic.
Can't win any battles as they're all cutscenes.
Your character despite having a pistol never utilizes it. (You do at most 3 to 4 damage max)
Areas being locked off for story reasons just allows you to explore the entire world map and see how long the game is as its a simple cycle of > Gather intel in town to unlock next area > go to area > Get violated > Gather intel in town to unlock next area > Go to area > repeat.
There is no final boss. The machine translation also doesn't help. You find someone who was able to extend 70 years of their 100 year lifespan by reversing those 70 years and I was like:
"Holy shit! That's incredible! Maybe we could talk to him and find out how to use his research to make the remainder of humanity live forever! The few survivors would have hope! He could... cure their cancer. Even though he's the catalyst for the worlds ruin: he's the best shot at restoring humani--"
Protagonist: "DIE!" *Immortal doctor goes up in flames, all that remains... is bones...*
Me: "..." "WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT MUCH FIREPOWER WHEN YOU WERE TAKING LITERALLY EVERY ENEMY'S COCK LIKE A BITCH?!"
All in all, I had high hopes from the screen shots... but... no... this isn't an exploratory RPG... it's a story on rails...
Can't win any battles as they're all cutscenes.
Your character despite having a pistol never utilizes it. (You do at most 3 to 4 damage max)
Areas being locked off for story reasons just allows you to explore the entire world map and see how long the game is as its a simple cycle of > Gather intel in town to unlock next area > go to area > Get violated > Gather intel in town to unlock next area > Go to area > repeat.
There is no final boss. The machine translation also doesn't help. You find someone who was able to extend 70 years of their 100 year lifespan by reversing those 70 years and I was like:
"Holy shit! That's incredible! Maybe we could talk to him and find out how to use his research to make the remainder of humanity live forever! The few survivors would have hope! He could... cure their cancer. Even though he's the catalyst for the worlds ruin: he's the best shot at restoring humani--"
Protagonist: "DIE!" *Immortal doctor goes up in flames, all that remains... is bones...*
Me: "..." "WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT MUCH FIREPOWER WHEN YOU WERE TAKING LITERALLY EVERY ENEMY'S COCK LIKE A BITCH?!"
All in all, I had high hopes from the screen shots... but... no... this isn't an exploratory RPG... it's a story on rails...