So I went over the fifty or so messages here, and what I've got is: first we wanted to pay the Dev, so we can get the updates, but we don't like our family members/ friends knowing that we wank to futa porn via steamfriends.
I was pondering this question for a few days, if only there was a "single download file" with no launcher attached, or one that said absolutely fucking nothing to anybody, while we could still throw money on Henley. First came to mind a dead-drop, we pool our money, in our local currencies of course, 'pay what you think its worth' (no bra or sock money allowed, I know what you degenerates do with these), and make a dead drop somewhere in switzerland, cause that's neutral country and even the flag is a big plus.
then we'll tell henley the gps coordinates and he can (after he flies there on his own dime of course, otherwise he might've just vacationed there) dig up a treasure chest with approx 50 usd in thirty different currencies, in exchange for him dropping an update here now and then. or keep the links on that patreon scrapper up for at least a few days longer.
but then I realized, I come here to have my dick in hand, and not a shovel to dig up a dead drop in Switzerland.
So I went on GoG and bought the game, downloaded a backup copy without any galaxy and proceeded to wank myself to coma, unbeknown to anyone in my family circles.
it has two files to download though, so mission failed I guess
Yo Henley, did that sweet currency dinged on your account already?
edit: The update is kinda hardware heavy, especially the Call of Duty zone:
In all honesty I don't play a lot of porn games because I mostly find the core loops to be very dull and uninspired. Finding games that mix sex into important mechanics is also pretty difficult too.
Maybe I'm too stuckup but fetish as a selling point isn't enough for me.
I play a lot but I'm usually disappointed. When it's little more than a vessel for wank material devs almost invariably take the path of least resistance (visual novels, RPG maker asset flips, 'complete a round of bejeweled to get a hentai jpg'). Other games simply rip off existing games that are already popular, like the 38 million FNAF knockoffs. When well-made they can be a lot of fun, and distinct from their inspirations (Sapphire Safari fits here), but they rarely aspire to be more than that. Then you have stuff like Wild Life and Subverse, stuff that promises to push the boundaries of smut entertainment but either burn out and never deliver or are merely okay.
It's kind of funny that the pinnacle of smut games really does seem to be Skyrim of all the things. Not my favourite game but with mods you have an absurdly customizable experience, everything from "RPG except big boobers" to utter degeneracy and the underlying gameplay loop is still AAA quality.
Pretty good list. In all honesty I don't play a lot of porn games because I mostly find the core loops to be very dull and uninspired. Finding games that mix sex into important mechanics is also pretty difficult too.
Maybe I'm too stuckup but fetish as a selling point isn't enough for me.
I play a lot but I'm usually disappointed. When it's little more than a vessel for wank material devs almost invariably take the path of least resistance (visual novels, RPG maker asset flips, 'complete a round of bejeweled to get a hentai jpg'). Other games simply rip off existing games that are already popular, like the 38 million FNAF knockoffs. When well-made they can be a lot of fun, and distinct from their inspirations (Sapphire Safari fits here), but they rarely aspire to be more than that. Then you have stuff like Wild Life and Subverse, stuff that promises to push the boundaries of smut entertainment but either burn out and never deliver or are merely okay.
It's kind of funny that the pinnacle of smut games really does seem to be Skyrim of all the things. Not my favourite game but with mods you have an absurdly customizable experience, everything from "RPG except big boobers" to utter degeneracy and the underlying gameplay loop is still AAA quality.
Unfortunately, we are in the minority. And even a lot of projects that tried to cross the taboo line and connect gameplay + porn mostly ended badly...especially open-world RPGs. There are not enough customers. Most people prefer those archaic porn concepts and consumer thinking in the style of "a porn game must be bad, it's just about the content". It's actually a miracle that Sapphire Safari is alive and has made it this far.
Hey.You can't lose with FNAF and arcade style games. It's a gold mine for devs. By the way..have you seen the Japanese RPGM FNAF game with hormy maids? ..no kidding.
Unfortunately, we are in the minority. And even a lot of projects that tried to cross the taboo line and connect gameplay + porn mostly ended badly...especially open-world RPGs. There are not enough customers. Most people prefer those archaic porn concepts and consumer thinking in the style of "a porn game must be bad, it's just about the content".
It's actually a miracle that Saphhire Safari is alive and has made it this far.
Hey.You can't lose with FNAF and arcade style games. It's a gold mine for devs. By the way..have you seen the Japanese RPGM FNAF game with hormy maids? ..no kidding.
The fact that the aforementioned Subverse and Wild Life have made loads and loads of money despite being mediocre and a borderline scam product respectively should demonstrate that there absolutely is a market for it. And pretty much anything marketed for furries makes bank.
The fact that the aforementioned Subverse and Wild Life have made loads and loads of money despite being mediocre and a borderline scam product respectively should demonstrate that there absolutely is a market for it. And pretty much anything marketed for furries makes bank.
That's more about dirty marketing, hype and tons of lies .... Who cares about the results. Patreon clown show must go on.
Meantime .. poor Henley was honest, kept his vision alive, roadmap, pro development which makes sense ... and now has empty pockets. Well, maybe not.. but he probably won't be a "suspicious rich furry".
That's more about dirty marketing, hype and tons of lies .... Who cares about the results. Patreon clown show must go on.
Meantime .. poor Henley was honest, kept his vision alive, roadmap, pro development which makes sense ... and now has empty pockets. Well, maybe not.. but he probably won't be a "suspicious rich furry".
The game has sold well enough that we can hire another animator (we just hired wigfritter) and give the team a pay raise and a round of bonuses. Nothing I would consider extremely massive, but it's a great start to the steam career.
Miracle?
Balderdash
It's a fantastic concept, and the lewd aspect just fits in this like a perfect puzzle piece.
Both gameplay and porn compliment each other.
The game has sold well enough that we can hire another animator (we just hired wigfritter) and give the team a pay raise and a round of bonuses. Nothing I would consider extremely massive, but it's a great start to the steam career.
I'll give this game a chance only after I stop fucking eyes or nose instead of mouth or fucking vagina by my balls instead of penis...but this will never happen, riiiiiight dev?
so until that happens i'd better go back to Breeders of the Nephelym
hol up... GOG? This is on GOG?
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Well shit I went and checked and it is on GOG... and some other games. I never knew GoG stepped up
There a sexual content tag now.... that is a lie well not itself per se.... but all the morons who have improperly tagged no less then a fucking third of all the results for it. FFS I feel offended for the english language and the concept of having spare braincells, for some of the tagged stuff
As usual the dev never fails to disappoint and I hope he keeps at it.
That said, I would consider having a toggle for the rival system; having some AI dickweed run around on an otherwise all-female island is a little jarring
As usual the dev never fails to disappoint and I hope he keeps at it.
That said, I would consider having a toggle for the rival system; having some AI dickweed run around on an otherwise all-female island is a little jarring
Pretty good list. In all honesty I don't play a lot of porn games because I mostly find the core loops to be very dull and uninspired. Finding games that mix sex into important mechanics is also pretty difficult too.
Maybe I'm too stuckup but fetish as a selling point isn't enough for me.
I too also need actual gameplay in a porn game, only a handful of those that aren't RPG maker clones, although actual gameplay can be a downside for a lot of people who just want interactive "games" like VNs or Ren'pys, which shouldn't even be considered games honestly.
also, is this game any good? the models look awful in the previews but for some reason this page has over a million views