OH, Jesus fcking Murphy!
Hey bro, how are you bro, I am fine bro, how are you doing bro, Bro I am doing cool bro, how is your sis bro, bro she is alright bro, same as my mom bro, BRO? Bro!
And the NEXT full fcking conversation;
HEY Baby, how are you baby, I missed you, baby, oh I missed you too baby, how is everything baby, why haven't you called me baby, OH baby I am sorry baby I was sick baby, I hope you understand baby, OH baby I am so glad you are ok Baby, Oh BABY I am so happy to hear that baby. so how are you baby, I am well baby Mom is here baby, you know how she is baby, Baby I know, I know baby, alright baby talk to you soon baby. you too baby, love you baby, love you TOO baby, aaaww baby.
I am going to go out on a limb here, but in the modern English language, you can actually use their NAMES, instead of stupid titles, I KNOW right, thats just CRAAAAZY!
Using not only a title but a nickname in EVERY SENTENCE is also self-deprecating and self-defeating since it doesn't NEED to be added every 3rd word!!
Try limiting it to every 4th paragraph maybe, or even HEY not at all, since you can (now I know this is crazy but work with me here) you can even SWITCH things up, say their actual fucking NAME once in a while, and the nickname others while STILL limiting them to about 10% of what you are doing NOW!
But thats just MY opinion!