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So what are we thinking, lewd BG3 mods that will make Skyrim's sexlab look like a joke come out first, or Alek finishes this monstrosity?
Apparently, dev have some too. Too many of them, so he keeps stockpiling more mechanics instead of adding characters, animations and some plot.I hope people are open-minded, because I have some sexy ideas for this game.
I was thinking more like this, to impress their leader, the one with the eye patch our protagonist, male/female, has to get butt sexed by two centaurs' penises. When they ejaculate filling the human's belly, this causes the leader to be interested in them. So the next day they visit the leader and she has a little game to play, the game is that the leader needs to make her rounds, and they strap up the human to be an anal cock sleeve for the leader. While she is moving her horse penis goes in and out, at moments she ejaculates in the human tushy hole, a few times filing their belly up when its full at the end they are released and really have to let it out. After they dance for for the leader, the leader lets them use her toilet and they cream pie their tushy hole empty.Apparently, dev have some too. Too many of them, so he keeps stockpiling more mechanics instead of adding characters, animations and some plot.
1) Out of character - protagonists is scared and wierded out by his(her) teleporting to this world. Then there is centaurs. Then suddenly they are not against fucking. It is already too much to process.What do you think?
100gb ?!?!?!?!?!This latest patreon post is insane.
Bro is estimating the next update of the game will be 100gb in size
And he wants to do a fucking game client for a niche indie porn game.
The fuck kinda weed they got down in Italy
As far as progress goes, he seems done with all animations and drawings, so now it's just audio and last minute coding to go.
I guess he just doesn't believe in compression.100gb ?!?!?!?!?!
tf are we downloading ? GTA 6 !?
1) Out of character - protagonists is scared and wierded out by his(her) teleporting to this world. Then there is centaurs. Then suddenly they are not against fucking. It is already too much to process.
Solution - starting slowly, like for that centaur where protagonist live - some talking then touching and so on. Nobody who is sane enough, is going to shout "WANNA FUUUUCK" in the center of village full of strangers.
2) Reality check and overall logic - To get "butt sexed" is quite the decision in this circumstances, "butt sexed by centaur" - even more extreme, "butt sexed by two centaurs" - is somethink like a wierd kind of suicide for protag.
Solution - some kind of "reason" to sudden urge have two centaur simultaniuously and some way of not dying during the process - usually, some magick item/potion/spell
3) Immersive check - Why should leader be intrested in wierd looking(skinny twolegs) whore, where she can have any of the cute whore from the tribe(usual centaur)? Coz skinny twoleg is unusual from their perspective.
Solution - make hero prove themself worthy through some kind of trials, coz only those who are worthy can have intercourse with leader. Protagoist prove herself/himself - leader gets interested in them.
Trust me, as someone who has stuck to this game looking to see if it finally updates again it isn't going to be. Their last update that took multiple months for them to do was only around 10 minutes of actual content and some of that was just trying to get the stuff to properly trigger. I'm only sticking around at this point since it is one of those slow motion crashes that you just can't look away from.Damm, this game hasn't been updated for a stinking year I think, which is pretty shitty. I wonder if this update will be worth it or if it will be big enough to make up for all this development time.
Don't worry about it. He changed from version number to episode either because he's an imbecile, or it helps hide his scam. Ep6 has the whole game as it is now.What about Ep1 and Ep4? There are only Ep2, Ep3, Ep5 and Ep6 in the OP?
I think it's just a strong case of ESL. He's not exactly a master of the english language, just look at some of his patreon posts.Don't worry about it. He changed from version number to episode either because he's an imbecile, or it helps hide his scam. Ep6 has the whole game as it is now.
Why would that have anything to do with swapping from version numbers? That's one of the main reasons why software uses version numbers, actually. As for swapping because it's a scam, I mean, there are a lot of ways to be malicious with version numbers too.I think it's just a strong case of ESL. He's not exactly a master of the english language, just look at some of his patreon posts.
He might use odd words like that because he's directly translating what he would say in italian to english, which makes for some awkward word usages since what would make sense in italian doesn't quite make sense in english.