You see, dude.Jeremy Clarkson is witty, rich, and a respected person. Your MC just talks a lot without saying anything, has no rizz, and generally behaves like a lobotomized manbaby. It's fine to have an MC not look like a porn star, but you have to at least make them likable, unless you are going for some kind of ultra masochistic angle.
This is just the beginning of Max's journey in the world of big dicks.
With your help, he will still have a chance to get the first, second and third.