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Joe: Alright boys, I got us another gig....the goblins look so bored.....
Tim: Please please please be something good
Tom: Let me guess, another porn acting barely sapient filthy rape monster horde?
Joe: err, well...
Tom: DAMMIT! I got a masters degree in acting for this. I should have listened to my mother and become a smith
*grumbles all around*
Tom: starts crying
Joe: I can't help it, in this economy you take whatever gig you can get. Come on, chin up. We are going to make it big eventually, I just know it.
*some time later*
Actress: *bored* oh no, goblins are going to rape me.
Goblins: *monotone* Keh, Keh, Keh, rape, rape, rape
Director: CUT! what the hell is this, put more emotion into it, I want the viewer at home to feel it. Take 5 minute break to get your head back in the game and then we do it once more from the top.