SOMETHING UNLIMITED:
THE BIMBO INVASION
PART ONE
WHAT LIES BENEATH SUPERBABES
It has been three weeks since Lex took over Gotham, Batman has been missing since then, many believe he’s locked deep inside Arkham, others believe he’s bidding his time before he can return but for the time being Lex is now in complete control of Gotham but while conducting business Tala emerged from the darkness “lex Darling, it’s been awhile”
“yes, it has been, so what do I owe the pleasure”
“no pleasure my dear, I fear we may have a problem”
Lex scowls for a second before returning to his calm demeanor “what kind of problem”
“The spell I use to summon people from my workshop has… moved”
“I beg your pardon”
“I performing some minor tweaks to the spell but something went wrong and it disappeared”
Lex gave a stern look “it took me some time to locate the energy from the spell and it led me here”
“so, the spell is somewhere around here”
“more specifically over there”
Lex looked back to see she’s pointing at Superbabes “how interesting”
They both enter the restaurant but the second they do Tala stumbles backwards for a moment “there is some powerful magic here”
Tala collects herself for a second before the two carry on, they make there way to the basement where they find the fake Raven standing before a glowing circle on the floor surrounded by glowing runes “what do we have here” Lex said alerting raven to his presence and turned to meet him “Lex, what are you…”
She stopped mid-sentence when she noticed Tala “I should have known”
Lex takes a step closer to raven “why do I have a feeling, that you’re not just a Superbabe waitress”
“and so much more”
She raised her hand and purple energy begins to emanate around it “its probably best if you speak with my boss”
She turned back to the glowing circle and with a familiar chant a beam of light shot up and three figures appeared in the beam of light, then after a few seconds the light dissipated to reveal who the three individuals were, the first was a bald woman in a black suit that accentuated her cleavage and an extremely short skirt “good work Raven”
The bald woman turned her attention to Lex “and who is this stud”
“Luthor, Lex Luthor”
The bald woman bit her lip “how intriguing, I’m Lexi Lutor”
“intriguing indeed”
The two other figures emerged from the light, the first was a female Joker wearing a purple suit that accentuated her cleavage and a thong “hahaha, Lexi what’s taking so long”
The seconds was Cheetah who seemed no different except a rather larger bust and wearing a black and gold cheetah print bikini “can we hurry this up, I’m starving”
At that moment both Joker and Cheetah noticed Lex “who’s handsome over there” Joker asked about to step forward but was stopped by Lexi “my double apparently, though he does look damn good”
“agreed” both Joker and Cheetah said in unison. “so, what brings you to this universe ladies” Lex asked as he stepped closer to the three”
“unfortunately, not on a good term, our universe is dying, you see our world is what you would consider pornographic, all of the heroes and villains of our world are women and rather… horny, because of this the heroes fight for peace so that men and women live in harmony and constant sex, while villains fought for control of over the men or just sexual chaos”
Lex raised an eyebrow “but something happened, a year ago an unknown virus was released plaguing only the males of our universe and soon they were dropping like flies, not just on earth, it seemed to spread across our universe systematically, within a few years all males would be dead and we would be on the fast track to extinction”
“and there would go all of our fun” Joker chimed in causing the other two to look back her then back to Lex “about a month ago, key figures in our world began to go missing, it was quickly determined some magical force was plucking heroes and villains at random so we knew that one of our more magically inclined individuals would be taken and well… the rest is history”
“hmm, they way you described it, sounds like a coordinated attack against your universe, whoever this person is very intelligent, luckily you’ve come to the smartest person on this planet, I will gladly help you, for a price of course”
“of course,” Lexi replied seductively “well then first order of business, allow Tala here to reclaim her magic”
Lexi nodded and motioned towards Raven, who along with Tala stabilized the portal “now that that’s done, do you have a sample of the virus, I’d like to examine it”
Lexi reached between her breast and pulled out a small vile and handed it to Lex “let us be off Tala, we have work to do”
“don’t be a stranger Lex, we get oh so lonely” Joker said making a lewd gesture “oh I’m sure we could arrange something”
With that both Lex and Tala left the women to their own devices.
TO BE CONTINUED…