So what are the over-unders on shitty excuses that they'll barf out when the release drops?
-Uh oh, Sunset was weawwy sick

and couldn't click "Upload" in the span of a week.
-Uh oh, Sunset's ISP had to rip out and put in new wires, ugh ISPs amirite?
-Uh oh, Sunset had to move again, haha what a coincidence.
-Uh oh, Sunset had to do a bunch of "under the hood" work that won't have any visible improvements on updates being implemented even though we say it will!
Please correct me on any other shit excuses I may have missed.