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btw for the infinite energy defeat translation is the original text actually about the loser's dick exploding or is that you being funny. Preciate the humor if it is
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no it really says your dick explode from too much energy
losing the normal way says the loser withered
it's a battle of whose semen runs out last
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A mixture of both. The raw translation is as follows;
'The penis has exploded. Your victory/Your defeat.'
I took similar liberties with the other end conditions, 'The game is over' instead of 'Your Defeat' when surrendering, editing the 'Breasts save the World' ending with additional flair, adding a question mark to SoWaD's placeholder Exodia text...
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Exactly, less one-to-one translation, more localization... and outright upgrading where possible.
It's the cost of using me to translate the game, I like to write and took artistic liberties frequently.
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I'm fine with it, none of it seems intrusive from what I've seen and I don't take a porn TCG so seriously that I can't enjoy some humor
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if your talking about while in the squeezer editor (aka the gallery) then to use some of the scenes you need certain things checked off, the most common ones to check off to unlock scenes is big breasts, and hostile squeezer.
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not a real update guys. explicitly says "no new scenes"
new char but her image is a locked static image.
icba to upload it's blatantly unfinished
new char but her image is a locked static image.
icba to upload it's blatantly unfinished
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seems dev just wanted to release something to say they've released something for december so they could go on holiday for the rest of the year. fair enough I suppose
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Yeah, and how long has SoWaD's exodia effect been a simple text box?
I recommend releasing anyway with a warning as to its state, and letting people download it if they want to.
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I mean basically all exodia effects are text boxes no? 8 boob victory is for example.
you're right though, so here it is
You must be registered to see the links
but i'm deleting it from my mega storage in a bit because I'm not gonna play this version and I want the space, so either grab it quick or the reuploaders will need to do their stuff in a day or so
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Thank you VERY kindly.
Changelog:
New Squeezer: Selfish Succubus of Black Iron
Another Demonic Squeezer. Her abilities are focused around supporting the new 'Networked Machine' archetype, and Stationary Creations in general. Has the hilarious ability to summon herself as a Minion but is still capable of Squeezing attacks... and if she does so with at least 15 ATK, the target loses the duel. More testing is required, but she's supposed to eat minions for 1 ATK each when unsealed, so turning a stacked board into instant-death. But, with 6 maximum base attack...
The 'Networked Machine' archetype is four 2-mana minions and two 3-mana minions, all of whom give stat boosts to all other 'Networked Machine' minions on your field, so a real snowbally archetype that cries at Starfall. Hilariously, they have a Ranged minion but no Tank, so rev up those Bears.
Additionally, a new Human minion was added, 'Knight's Apprentice.' Two-mana, statline of a Vigilante, gains +1 ATK whenever its life permanently increases, so call in the Nurses. Additionally, the first time it battles, it gains Long Handle. The second time, Calvary. The third time, +1 armor. Don't know yet if that last one stacks, but this is another snowball card that just DIES to monster removal.
Oh, and Nurse has a Partner ability:
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Sorry for maybe being an idiot, but I cannot manage to get the game working in english given the Nopy link is now dead. Could someone explain a bit more clearly? Looking at the thread it seems you have uploaded the translation Gadriel: I downloaded your folder from May21 but what I have to do is still unclear (1st time download). Thanks a lot for the help!