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New squeezer looks bananas, though. Her 1 is a different attributed Angel Lock (Strategy: way more useful), her 2 is an Inverse Bunnygirl inflicting -2 ATK to an enemy minion... that also doubles as an Exodia, thankfully a horribly slow one (Must have 12 or more Faith on your side of the field, this card must have at least 7, the only way she gets faith is with her 2/co-op and both are +1 per pop...), and her third... well. Let's leave it a surprise. It and the co-op with I think Angelic are the most bonkers parts of her kit, full stop.
Oh, no, not at all.
Now we're at Milk Demon. Work is done, now I get to PLAY.
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Fuck. Uhh... How's about a changelog for the road?
New Squeezer: Succubus of Harsh Commandments. Seal 8.
1: Ass attribute, Squeeze 2, Generate 1, Unseal 1. When Unsealed, both players cannot summon or activate the effects of 'Strategy' cards until the end of your next turn.
Basic mana gen with a more useful Angel lock. Standard.
2: Anal attribute, Squeeze 2, Unseal 2, Faith 1. Target a minion on the enemy's field. Apply -2 ATK until the end of their next turn.
When unsealed, Squeeze 4 instead. If this ability is used on yourself while this card has 7 or more faith, and you have 12 or more total faith, you win the duel.
Inverse Bunnygirl with a painfully slow Exodia. This and Harsh's Co-op are the only ways she can gain Faith, so at minimum, you're dealing 24 damage for this, and it activates no later then turn 8. Until we get a card that can give other cards Faith, I don't see this going off.
3: Big Breast Attribute, Squeeze 3. Target a minion in the squeezed player's graveyard that costs 2 mana or less, summon it to your field.
AHHHHHHH! ...Moment of silence for poor Nurse... AHHHHHHH! It doesn't even get Undead or Mirage, now everyone 2 mana or less is Regenerating Slave!
4: Co-op with Angelic Succubus, Anal Attribute. Squeeze 4, both cards unseal 2 and faith 1. Target a minion on your side of the field, return it to its original owners hand, then summon it to their field. If Harsh Commandments is Unsealed, the targeted minion gains ATK equal to her Faith Value. If Angelic is Unsealed, the minion gains LIFE equal to her Faith value.
Grand Angelic Warriors, for everyone! You also get to refresh and re-trigger on summon effects, so that's nasty.
Partner Ability: If a 'Lower Class Succubus' would be summoned from outside your deck by a card effect, summon 'Cultist Succubus' instead.
Cultist Succubus is a generic squeezer that squeezes 2, generates 1, faith 1.
Not better then Nun, but at least gives something for those last 3 slots.
New Scene: Ass Squeezing. Right-click for facesitting.
Meh. I find her hot, but ass isn't my thing. We'll just have to wait and see what her 3 looks like... because that's what she'll be summoned for!
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My bad, Anal attribute. Same difference.
And retrofit all scenes with visible ass? Surely you jest.
...Best I could see happening is a Succubus getting ass expansion as an Unsealed effect.
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It'd make it take it longer to make stuff, and then more scenes to animate obviously, it'd be nice, but I'm not so unrealistic to expect it lol. I was mostly jesting.
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Ass cards have been getting hella attention lately huh?
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A fine addition to my ass collection.
This ability has a big problem with mirage cards. If the playstyle revolves around Grand Angelic Warrior or Mirage Armored Angel (or any disaster mob from Nun 2nd skill), this ability will destroy those cards. Her Big Breast ability works very well with this as Armored Angel and Faith Converter can be recycled.
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Technically it's specifically anal.
I have no clue what a "DOUBLE ANAL" scene is supposed to look like though.
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